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[mom_ler]

[Should anyone be keeping an eye on the castle's corridors, they would see a neatly-dressed lady with a denim skirt and a somewhat impressive hairdo skulking along them looking pretty lost. By the way she keeps poking irritably at the décor and looking down her nose at the flagstones and carpets and putting her hands on her hips to cast a snooty look at some of the doors, it can be assumed she's not very impressed by the sudden change of scenery. When she speaks, it's in a nasal Southern tone that suggests she's not used to being kept waiting.]

Hello? If this is a kidnappin', you're doin' a darn poor job of it! Someone get me on the first taxi home pronto or I'll...

[She trails off, and steps out into the room that hosts the castle's pool.]

Huh. I should get me one o' these.

[Aaand it occurs to her how good the acoustics are in here. God help us all.]

Hello!? Damsel in distress! Someone's got a lot of explainin' to do, y'hear!

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[whistles_the_blues]

[That is the most annoying call to action he's heard in awhile. Unfortunately it goes against his nature to ignore it.]

...It may not seem like it at the moment, but you'll find this place is actually an effective kidnapper.

[mom_ler]

Place? Okay, that is it. I have rights! Get me home right now or I swear I'm gonna have all our lawyers on this!

[whistles_the_blues]

Yeah, the world kidnapped you itself.

If you can get a hold of your lawyers here, I will be impressed.

[mom_ler]

Stop spoutin' nonsense and tell me why I'm here. I ain't got all day! I got a business to get back to!

[whistles_the_blues]

Your guess is as good as mine. I wouldn't worry about your business, It will apparently be there when you get back.