takethat: Phoenix as he usually appears--bright eyes, happy smile. (don't want to clean!)
Phoenix Wright ([personal profile] takethat) wrote in [community profile] paradisa2012-04-21 07:54 pm
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12 -action/dictated-

[For once, Phoenix is cleaning his room.

Yes, he could probably ask the ghosts to do it, but really, he's stubborn and hardheaded when it comes to doing things for himself around the castle. So, he's all decked out in rubber gloves and a mask, and he's busy throwing out the who-knows-how-old beer cans and dirty napkins and other messy odds and ends that he's accumulated since... probably November. With his door propped open by his desk chair, he's depositing the trash in the hall, from where he intends to collect it and dump it elsewhere when he's finished.

His desk has become the safe haven for the few items he wants to be doubly sure not to throw away, and Sunflower--his recently-aquired Eevee--is gently batting around the tiny hourglass he tucked away behind his lamp.

Of course, in the process of doing so, she knocks open his journal. Innocently?

The distant sounds of Billy Joel's "Piano Man" playing over some abandoned headphones at their highest volume might be picked up by more discerning ears before Phoenix's voice comes over the journals.]


--don't know how I managed to get all this garbage in here, really, Sunflower. It's not like I'm a messy person.

[He hauls another trash bag out into the hallway and deposits it there before heading back in to rifle through his desk drawers.]

Oh, hey, Sunflower. Here's that crystal thing I bought for you back in your world... everybody I asked about it said it would make you evolve, or something, but I guess it's a dud, huh?

[She yips in response.]

Dat's okay! Because you're the cutest widdle Eevee there ever was--yes you are!--so it doesn't even matter!

[And he goes on ridiculously baby-talking Sunflower for a few more minutes before returning to his cleaning.]
cantacquityou: By IchibanDasai (me) (Standard Face)

[personal profile] cantacquityou 2012-04-22 01:47 am (UTC)(link)
[Insert an audible clearing of the throat here]
cantacquityou: (My teacup brings all the lawyers to the)

[personal profile] cantacquityou 2012-04-22 03:09 am (UTC)(link)
I am recording this. I thought you'd like to know.
cantacquityou: (For me? Oh really?)

[personal profile] cantacquityou 2012-04-22 03:32 am (UTC)(link)
Now, why don't you repeat the last part about the, 'widdle Eevee-weevee," but this time, with a bit more gusto.
cantacquityou: (Shyeah)

[personal profile] cantacquityou 2012-04-22 03:36 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, no. I see nothing wrong with it. In fact, I found it uncharacteristically adorable.
cantacquityou: (Shyeah)

[personal profile] cantacquityou 2012-04-22 03:56 am (UTC)(link)
[This is Edgeworth trying to suppress a very amused chuckle.]



...'Blackmail' you? Why on Earth would I do that?
cantacquityou: (For me? Oh really?)

[personal profile] cantacquityou 2012-04-22 05:20 am (UTC)(link)
'Blackmail' isn't the only intention I could have for it.
cantacquityou: (My teacup brings all the lawyers to the)

[personal profile] cantacquityou 2012-04-22 05:23 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, I don't know... Take a wild guess.
cantacquityou: (Naruhodokun no kechi)

[personal profile] cantacquityou 2012-04-22 05:35 am (UTC)(link)
I can't even imagine why.
cantacquityou: (red pawn)

[personal profile] cantacquityou 2012-04-22 05:39 am (UTC)(link)
...You know me well.
cantacquityou: (Eureka)

[personal profile] cantacquityou 2012-04-22 05:42 am (UTC)(link)
...but apparently not well enough.
cantacquityou: (For me? Oh really?)

[personal profile] cantacquityou 2012-04-22 05:52 am (UTC)(link)
At least you've figured out that much.
cantacquityou: By IchibanDasai (Victoly smile)

[personal profile] cantacquityou 2012-04-22 05:57 am (UTC)(link)
Hello, little one.

cantacquityou: (Here's where you fail.)

[personal profile] cantacquityou 2012-04-22 06:10 am (UTC)(link)
[He chuckles]

...That was unexpected. In any case, when did you obtain a water stone?

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