4 Crumpets (not safe for life)

[sandoval]

Mm~ ooh, yes, that's nice...

[It sounds like someone is having a really good time on the other end of the journal. And it's only getting worse by the second.]

You saucy little thing, come here... yes, just like that...

[A few more moaning sounds can be heard, though if anyone is really paying attention to the dictation, it sounds like this person has something in their mouth. But soon the voice is crying out again, this time loud enough for people to hear even if they haven't been paying attention.]

Oh, gods yes!!

[And then a smear of something sticky appears on the page - thankfully, upon closer inspection, it's just chocolate and not something... well, you know. But soon the voice from before (whom people now may recognize as Sandoval) starts speaking, seeming quite pleased with himself.]

Good evening, my dulcet darlings. [He practically purrs out the words - it seems a few of the chocolates have been getting to him already.] The Castle seems quite nice to us today - why, it left me a scrumptious box of chocolates, all for my very own! And they were heavenly, I can assure you! [Don't ask what happened to the cake.]

But I've been hearing that some people don't want to eat their chocolates! Or do anything with them at all, really. Tut tut, we mustn't let them go to waste! So I've devised a bit of a service of sorts for all of you to get rid of your chocolates. You see, I'm a bit of a dessert gourmand, and so I'll be happy to take your chocolates off your hands - free of charge, even! All you have to let me know is where you are and I'll be glad to pick them up. And those little cakes we've been given too, if you don't want to eat it... or play with it.

Anyway, you just let me know if my services are required. If you need me, I'll just be finishing off this box...


(( ooc: For just dictation, write "pick up" in the title. Sandoval can have a brief conversation with your character and he'll be glad to pick up any unwanted chocolates outside your character's door!

If anyone wants to have him talk in person while affected by the chocolates (with probably hilarious results), just put action in the thread title, along with the chocolate you want Sandoval to be affected by! (No cake. Seriously. You don't want to know what he did to the cake.)

And for those of you that want to meet him en route and/or prefer prose, I have a log for him HERE! ))

Comments

[legacydeck]

While I'm content to keep my chocolates, I think, you do give a rather delightful show.

[sandoval]

Oh? [He hums, pleasantly.] I would call it more of a performance, really - but if you want an actual show, I would be more than happy to oblige, crumpet.

[legacydeck]

Consider it an opening number, then.

[sandoval]

Oho~. Then what shall I use as a showstopper?

[legacydeck]

Well, you seem like a creative type. I'm sure you'll think of something.

[sandoval]

Do I get to include audience participation?

[legacydeck]

After that little demonstration? I'd say so.

[dictated/pick-up?]

[wantsiceland]

Hold it, hold it. You know we could just throw them away, right? Seems to me we'd be doing you a service if we gave them to you, not the other way around.

Dictated

[sandoval]

Oh, no no no, you shouldn't do that! It's an utter waste. Why throw something away if you can give it to someone else who will enjoy it?

And for that matter, you wouldn't even have to lift a pretty little finger. All you have to do is tell me where to get them, and I will be there. Convenient and pleasing to both parties, no?

Dictated

[wantsiceland]

I want something in return.

[sandoval]

Some... thing? Such as what, may I ask?

[wantsiceland]

I don't know, how much do magic chocolates go for in Castle Paradisa?

[sandoval]

I'm not sure, to be honest! I assumed the people who didn't want them would be happy to get rid of the things. But, since you seem so attached to yours...

pickup!

[squartatore]

I guess you can have mine. [still not convinced that the chocolates are safe...he sounds way too happy about it, though, maybe this guy just isn't affected?]

[sandoval]

Oh, can I? Wonderful! Where should I meet you then, sweet pea?

[squartatore]

How about the lobby?

[sandoval]

I would be happy to! Right now, or do you have things to do first?

[squartatore]

Now is fine. What should I keep an eye out for when looking for you?

[sandoval]

A stunningly handsome gentleman who is carrying several boxes of chocolates with him!

[pompous_today]

Well, at least someone's enjoying themselves.

[sandoval]

Oh, immensely, darling! But shouldn't we all be enjoying ourselves, really?

[pompous_today]

I suppose so- I have to admit I've not been in much of a holiday mood myself, though.

[sandoval]

And what can be done to get you in the mood, as it were? I would be happy to assist!

[pompous_today]

Not much aside from my girlfriend suddenly appearing, I'm afraid.

[sandoval]

[Sandoval has absolutely no idea what "girlfriend" or "boyfriend" mean, sadly. But he's still excited to help out if he can.]

Well that's simple enough. We just find you a new girl to make friends with!