PARADISA

Mm~ ooh, yes, that's nice...

[It sounds like someone is having a really good time on the other end of the journal. And it's only getting worse by the second.]

You saucy little thing, come here... yes, just like that...

[A few more moaning sounds can be heard, though if anyone is really paying attention to the dictation, it sounds like this person has something in their mouth. But soon the voice is crying out again, this time loud enough for people to hear even if they haven't been paying attention.]

Oh, gods yes!!

[And then a smear of something sticky appears on the page - thankfully, upon closer inspection, it's just chocolate and not something... well, you know. But soon the voice from before (whom people now may recognize as Sandoval) starts speaking, seeming quite pleased with himself.]

Good evening, my dulcet darlings. [He practically purrs out the words - it seems a few of the chocolates have been getting to him already.] The Castle seems quite nice to us today - why, it left me a scrumptious box of chocolates, all for my very own! And they were heavenly, I can assure you! [Don't ask what happened to the cake.]

But I've been hearing that some people don't want to eat their chocolates! Or do anything with them at all, really. Tut tut, we mustn't let them go to waste! So I've devised a bit of a service of sorts for all of you to get rid of your chocolates. You see, I'm a bit of a dessert gourmand, and so I'll be happy to take your chocolates off your hands - free of charge, even! All you have to let me know is where you are and I'll be glad to pick them up. And those little cakes we've been given too, if you don't want to eat it... or play with it.

Anyway, you just let me know if my services are required. If you need me, I'll just be finishing off this box...


(( ooc: For just dictation, write "pick up" in the title. Sandoval can have a brief conversation with your character and he'll be glad to pick up any unwanted chocolates outside your character's door!

If anyone wants to have him talk in person while affected by the chocolates (with probably hilarious results), just put action in the thread title, along with the chocolate you want Sandoval to be affected by! (No cake. Seriously. You don't want to know what he did to the cake.)

And for those of you that want to meet him en route and/or prefer prose, I have a log for him HERE! ))

[The first thing that appears is a strange mark in the journals. Then, underneath it, the most elegant handwriting of the Xoan Ambassador.]

This mark and attached notice are here to alert you to great news. The news, of course, is that your journals are now the property of Mistress. She will let you look after them for the time being, as a sign of her good will. She's a very generous dictatress, you know.

Have a pleasant day!

(( ooc: Also have a matching log post for in-person interactions!

Sandoval is awful, so if you or your character(s) are uncomfortable with sexual material, please post HERE for my reference! Thank you! ))