7th Diamond (Also backated to Thursday) [Action]

[yay_heiress]

[London can be seen merrily roaming the halls of the castle today, carrying the heart-shaped box of chocolates with her. They're so good, how can she just eat one?! And If you encounter her, be prepared for anything. Since she's in such a good mood, maybe she'll even offer you one?]


[[OOC: It's a London. If you don't stop her, she'll stop you!]]

Comments

[yay_heiress]

Why? If people touch it, won't they get stuck?

[delincuente]

Yeah, that's what superglue does, London.

[yay_heiress]

You know, even though you're almost as pretty as me, you're still kinda mean.

[Seems like that truffle she ate was Double Chocolate.]

[delincuente]

Aww, that's so sweet of you to say.

[She looks a little uncomfortable, though. If London Tipton just almost called her pretty, something weird must be up.]

I try my best.

[yay_heiress]

To be pretty? Or to be mean?

[It's legit confusion.]

[delincuente]

To be-

[Well, she was going to continue being rude and say "to be both", but then she remembers. The whole "being a good person" kick she decided she'd try back in November. Admitting to being mean on purpose probably wouldn't count towards part of that.

She gives a half smile and shrugs.]

Neither. I was just kidding. And it's not even real superglue. [Lie.] It won't actually stick someone to the stairs, it'll just get their hands all gross.

[yay_heiress]

Oh! [Totally falling for it. Even though getting her hands gross is the last thing she wants.]

Well, that's good to know. I don't wanna be gross while eating chocolates. [She plucks another out of the box for herself and holds the box out for Alex.]

Want one?

1/2

[delincuente]

Yeah, sure.

[Alex puts the glue down and leans over to take a chocolate out of the box. She goes right for the biggest one, and takes a huge bite out of it, but wrinkles her nose almost instantly - orange creme. Yuck!]

Eww, why do they even make-

2/2

[delincuente]

[She pauses, though, looking a little dazed all of the sudden. Then, a giddy smile slowly breaks out on her face.]

Hey. Hey, London - are you a parking ticket? [A pause for dramatic effect, almost ruined by a tittering little giggle.] Because you've got fiiiiine written all over you!

LOL!

[yay_heiress]

I do?! Where?!

[She starts touching her face and turning in circles, looking to find these alleged writings.]

:D

[delincuente]

[Alex doesn't answer - she's already mentally trying to fight back the next terrible line. Oh god, she didn't want this. But there's no stopping it now-]

If I could rearrange the alphabet - [Good lord make it stop.] - I'd put U and I together!

[She outwardly cracks up at her own joke, though inwardly she's cringing at the horror unfolding.]

XD

[yay_heiress]

I don't get it. First you say there's writing all over me, and now you're talking about letters?

*Gasp*
Is that an alphabet chocolate?

[delincuente]

No, it's a-

[But the last of the pick-up lines forces its way out before she can try to hold it back in.]

Hey, it's a good thing I have my library card -[Oh no this one is gonna be bad] -because, honey, I am checking you out!

[yay_heiress]

[That last one she gets, and she smiles. A little confidence boost never hurt anyone.]

Really?

[delincuente]

Oh man, totally! I'm never doing anything but checking you-

[Then, the chocolate wears off and she gags on her words.]

Oh my God, that was terrible!

[yay_heiress]

[Now London's really confused.] The chocolate?