Nepeta: Panic.

[rogueofheart]

[A soft THUD can be heard as the journal falls opens on two unsuspecting trolls, immediately picking up their voices.]

Vwiskers, no!

Wh-what is this?!

It's nothing! Pay no attention to the drawings behind the curtain!

What... I... No, seriously! What the fuck! [She pauses, and allows for a gasp.] IS THAT ME?!

Avert your eyes! [And there's shuffling as Nepeta attempts to leap toward Vriska and cover her eyes.]

Aaaaaaaa-- [There's the sound of a spidery troll's screaming as she promptly falls over with yet another THUD.]


(ooc: gr33n is nepeta, and 8lue is vriska! :::;33)

Comments

[wagers]

[Sdfghjk!]

Shit! She's going to bite me! I swear to fucking--

[rogueofheart]

I wouldn't if she would just--No!

[Wow, this sounds like quite a spat they're having...]

[payback]

You two are doing impressive three-year-old imitations for sure.

[wagers]

We're not three, we're six!

[And then there's the sound of a slap...]

[payback]

Then why don't you act that way!

[A beat. LOL what did she just say.]

[wagers]

What...

[Blink.]

We are!

[rogueofheart]

Yeah! [CHOMP right on Vriska's arm.]

[payback]

... I'll just leave you two to it, then.

[wagers]

[SCREAM! ...fwap.]

She bit my arm! I just got that one back!!

[rogueofheart]

You got it back half a sweep ago! [flailing and fwapping in return!]

[wagers]

You need to be more sensitive and consider other people's feelings!

[Okay, here comes the arm slap war!]

[payback]

[Okaaaaaay...]

Talk to you guys when you aren't acting like babies. [Cloooooses that journal]