Nepeta: Panic.

[rogueofheart]

[A soft THUD can be heard as the journal falls opens on two unsuspecting trolls, immediately picking up their voices.]

Vwiskers, no!

Wh-what is this?!

It's nothing! Pay no attention to the drawings behind the curtain!

What... I... No, seriously! What the fuck! [She pauses, and allows for a gasp.] IS THAT ME?!

Avert your eyes! [And there's shuffling as Nepeta attempts to leap toward Vriska and cover her eyes.]

Aaaaaaaa-- [There's the sound of a spidery troll's screaming as she promptly falls over with yet another THUD.]


(ooc: gr33n is nepeta, and 8lue is vriska! :::;33)

Comments

[wagers]

[DAMN IT! STOP POUNCING HER, YOU JERK!

Vriska begins to swat Nepeta away while she attempts to scramble to her feet.]

Oh my god! What is your problem?!

[rogueofheart]

[She's half leaning on Vriska as an arm reaches up to tug at the curtain that normally hides her shipping wall from guests.]

I don't have a problem, there is just nothing to see here!

[Tug tug, scoot scoot...]

[wagers]

[Wow, Nepeta! You sure are stronger than you look! Son of a...]

You had better get off of me!

[rogueofheart]

[Almost... and with a final tug, the wall is safe once again!]

There. Sorry, Vwiskers, but it had to be this way.

[She'll pick herself up off of Vriska now, though she's guarding that curtain with her life.]

[wagers]

[And Vriska's immediately sitting up, growling under her breath and GLARING at the troll before her.]

You know you're going to have to show me that bullshit now. Whatever it is.

[payback]

What are you two doing?

[Play nice, ladies.]

[wagers]

[Squeal!]

She won't get off me!

[rogueofheart]

[And here's the faint sound of hissing]

I had my reasons!

[wagers]

[Sdfghjk!]

Shit! She's going to bite me! I swear to fucking--

[rogueofheart]

I wouldn't if she would just--No!

[Wow, this sounds like quite a spat they're having...]

[punk_cute]

Nepeta-chan? What's up? Who's in there with you?

[Somebody sounds worried over the journal.]

[wagers]

She trapped me in here! I don't even want to- [AUGH.]

[rogueofheart]

[There's a bit of shuffling as Nepeta tries to make her way closer to the journal]

I didn't! Purradisa trapped us in here together!

[wagers]

[Vriska holds the journal in her hand, so close to whipping it away from the two of them!]

No, she lies! I was just sitting in my room, minding my own business, and then BAM! all I felt was the aggressive pounce of a feral troll!

[punk_cute]

Dammit! Calm the hell down, both of you! You can't explain shit if you're attackin' each other!

written

[totesadorkabull]

nEPETA?
vRISKA?
uM, iS SOMETHING, tHE MATTER, bECAUSE IT SOUNDS LIKE IT MIGHT BE,

dict8ted lol

[wagers]

[Here, have some screaming. Angry screaming. And growling.]

[rogueofheart]

[And hissing! Maybe a "furrocious" roar or two.]

[totesadorkabull]

[He's a smart young troll. He realizes they probably aren't reading anything right now so he switches to dictating.]

Um, if you two, would stop for a minute, I would ask, what was wrong. And, if there's a way, to make it so you two don't fight, much. I might be worried, because of what I'm hearing, a little.

[rogueofheart]

[Nepeta's ears perk to the sound of Tavros's voice, and she calls out to him.]

Don't worry, I am taking care of myself--nehh! [That's the sound of flailing in Vriska's direction!]

dictated.

[bubbleglub]

Are you two okay?

same!

[wagers]

Peixes! She's got me trapped in this weird room of hers!

ditto!

[rogueofheart]

Nuh uh! She has it backwards! Vwiskers won't leave!

[wagers]

I WOULD IF I COULD!

[bubbleglub]

You guys could always try getting along!