Nepeta: Panic.

[rogueofheart]

[A soft THUD can be heard as the journal falls opens on two unsuspecting trolls, immediately picking up their voices.]

Vwiskers, no!

Wh-what is this?!

It's nothing! Pay no attention to the drawings behind the curtain!

What... I... No, seriously! What the fuck! [She pauses, and allows for a gasp.] IS THAT ME?!

Avert your eyes! [And there's shuffling as Nepeta attempts to leap toward Vriska and cover her eyes.]

Aaaaaaaa-- [There's the sound of a spidery troll's screaming as she promptly falls over with yet another THUD.]


(ooc: gr33n is nepeta, and 8lue is vriska! :::;33)

Comments

[rogueofheart]

[VRISKA PLEASE STOP!]

Because it's just... you know! It's just what I think about certain ships. I mean things.

[wagers]

[PLEASE STOP SAYING PLEASE STOP!]

Shiiiiiiiips?

[Grin.]

[rogueofheart]

[PLEASE STOP SAYING PLEASE STOP SAYING PLEASE STOP!]

Ships? I didn't say ships! Who said anything about ships?

[wagers]

[PLEASE STOP SAYING PLEASE STOP SAYING PLEASE STOP SAYING PLEASE STOP!]

That's it! [Stepping forward to shove her way past Nepeta.] I'm going to take a look.

[rogueofheart]

[PLEASE--OH NO! Nepeta is shoved out of the way! She stumbles a bit away from the curtain.]

Nooo!

[Scrambling to upright herself, her hands latch onto one of Vriska's legs in a poor attempt to stop her.]

[wagers]

[Vriska's about to pull the curtain away!

WHEN ALL OF THE SUDDEN--]

Hahaha-- AAAH!!

[Yeah, she's hitting the floor, face first. Damn it, Nepeta!]

[rogueofheart]

[Okay not quite the intended outcome but SHE'LL TAKE IT.]

Oh gosh, I'm sorry! I didn't mean to trip you!

[She says this while scrambling to her feet and pressing herself against that curtain. Yes.]