Nepeta: Fail at being secretive.

[rogueofheart]

[(BROKEN) FILTER AWAY FROM VRISKA]

:33 < tomorrow vwiskers will have b33n in purradisa fur two human years
:33 < i was going to wait fur her sw33p anniversary which honestly is not long after this
:33 < but since human years are the thing here i figured this is what we should go by
:33 < anyway its kind of a big deal so everyone should be nice to her
:33 < well you dont have to be like super nice, just dont be a jerk to her ok
:33 < i wonder if we should do anything special fur her like a party?
:33 < do people have parties when they have b33n stuck here this long?
:33 < we should do something anyway so if anyone wants to help surprise her let me know


(ooc: FEEL FREE TO THREADJACK ANYWHERE BTW. OPEN TO EVERYONE, ESPECIALLY BOOTY ENTHUSIASTS/CONNOISEURS)

Comments

[goingrogue]

shit son
no rly
SHIT
SON
WHY DIDNT U TELL ME
that shoulda been a thing u told me
u know when we talked about being momdaughters
omg a son
shit a son
i have a son

[fluthlu]

It felt less than relevant at that precise moment.
My deepest apologies.

[goingrogue]

its ok
i can forgive u
i mean i wish i woulda known
but now i kno thats more than enough for me ;D

[fluthlu]

Well, I certainly hope that you find teen motherhood as vaguely entertaining and satisfactory as it's cracked up to be so far.

[goingrogue]

well im not gonna lie
i always imagined id b a little older
prob settle down with a choice hottie that wanted me 2 have his babies
but if this is the way it must be
im totes down with that
so u never did tell me
whos b the daddy

[fluthlu]

It's a bit less direct than that, I'm afraid.
Are you familiar with ectobiology, and its significance within SBURB?

[goingrogue]

yea i kno all bout that
i am kinda the ectocat MASTER
so many ectocats have been brought bout by my wicked hands
well that an i talked 2 john already
so i kno he ectocloned all his beefs
but still theres gotta be a daddy even if its an ectodaddy
i kinda figd it was dirk tbh
it is dirk rite
plz say its dirk

[fluthlu]

[Not sure if the mental image of "so many ectocats" is concerning or cute.]

Well, I suppose there's no use in misrepresentation.
We are just one big, cheerful family.

[wagers]

Ok! Now that... something happened, you can all go 8ack to paying attention to me, a Vriska!

[goingrogue]

but u dont like it when i pay attention 2 u
i tried to compliment ur booty
or do u secretly like it
secretly serketly like it
omg it suddenly makes sense
u MUST serketly like it
does this mean u serketly like me 2

[wagers]

NO.

[fluthlu]

Have you no heart?
Breaking up sentimental family reunions like this?
For shame!

[wagers]

Lalonde, please.
This hot mess NEEDS 8r8king up!

[fluthlu]

If I were a movie cliche, this would be the moment in which I say something to the effect of, "It may be a hot mess, but it's my hot mess!"