XLIX

[wilder]

[Aw yes, it's time that awkward morning after of a mass castle loss]

[....]

Wow, that was sure...something.

Normally I'd start asking questions about Earth and what sick minds think up places like that, but you know what? Nah. This time I'm gonna spare you guys. Because sometimes ignorance is bliss!

So! How about instead we all agree never to talk about those three days again, hm? I won't even point out which ones of you aged terribly! Consider it a free pass from your benevolent and great Zelos Wilder!

How's that sound? ♥

Comments

[wilder]

[Ignoring Once-ler's screams of pain]

Hey, you 're right Ino. It's starting to make sense to me too..! He is that type.

[ino]

[also ignoring. AND MAYBE TRYING NOT TO LAUGH]

Exactly! I mean, he'd be on the receiving end, of course. But it totally works for his attitude.

[whichwayyoulean]

[Oh god, why does this always happen to hiiiiiiim?]

I can't hear you any more on account of me being dead.

[wilder]

Oh definite receiving end. No question of that.

[ino]

What's wrong, Once-ler? You should have known this was going to turn into a behavioral analysis.

[given you have the girl who can look into minds and the guy who is way too perceptive]

[whichwayyoulean]

Nope. I'm still dead. This is me. Being dead.

Not dignifying any of that with an answer. Because you can't do that when you're dead.

[wilder]

Okay...that kink might not be legal in some places.

[ino]

[okay, she really can't contain herself after that line. CRACKING UP OVER HERE]

Zelos--!!

[whichwayyoulean]

[There's a muffled groan from the other side of the journals. Maybe he's trying to smother himself with a pillow]

Why do I hang out with you people again?

[wilder]

[HIS WORK HERE IS DONE]

Because you love us. ♥

[ino]

Exactly!

[whichwayyoulean]

I might have to re-think that stance.

[He will never re-think that stance]

[wilder]

What? Naaaah!

[ino]

Once-ler, you're all bark and no bite.

[whichwayyoulean]

I have a bite, I just don't use it any more.

[wilder]

....

[There is the sound of someone just...covering up his mouth as he tries to hold back a laugh poorly]

[ino]

[TRYING SO HARD NOT TO LAUGH HOLY SHIT. SO HARD.]

S-So -- that's why all the whips and chains are hiding in the closet, now?

[whichwayyoulean]

What? How did you even get to that conculs-

[Groan]

You are bad people.

[wilder]

[yep sorry Ino made him lose any sort of chance of holding it in and he's too busy laughing to answer]

[ino]

You said it, not me! [DYING. JUST ... DYING]

[whichwayyoulean]

[He's just covering his face with his hands, so his voice if muffled]

Bad, bad people.

[wilder]

You're the one that makes it so easy, dude!

[ino]

Seriously -- you walked right into that one ... !

[whichwayyoulean]

[Groan]

Yeah, thanks guys.

[wilder]

Anytime! ♥