XLIX

[wilder]

[Aw yes, it's time that awkward morning after of a mass castle loss]

[....]

Wow, that was sure...something.

Normally I'd start asking questions about Earth and what sick minds think up places like that, but you know what? Nah. This time I'm gonna spare you guys. Because sometimes ignorance is bliss!

So! How about instead we all agree never to talk about those three days again, hm? I won't even point out which ones of you aged terribly! Consider it a free pass from your benevolent and great Zelos Wilder!

How's that sound? ♥

Comments

Zelos

[wolfchild]

Shut up.

Arya

[wilder]

[Crap it's one of the ones he can't blackmail with YOU LOOKED LIKE SHIT WHEN YOU WERE OLD]

No.

Zelos

[wolfchild]

[ Because she will never be that old 8D ]

Yes.

[spongetastic]

It wasn't all bad, was it?

[wilder]

[Yes. Yes it was]

What can I say? I find decaf coffee to be an evil that should never be spoken of.

[spongetastic]

Okay, I admit the decaf coffee was pretty bad.

Zelos

[eat_me_beat_me]

Great and benevolent my ass. [she snorts]

You're just saying that 'cause we can't say that about you. Why the fuck didn't you get old and craggy, huh?

Nora

[wilder]

I totally am!

[...actually that's the exact reason he doesn't want to talk about it, UGH]

Actually, I was old.

Zelos

[eat_me_beat_me]

[She pauses]

Okaaaaaay... but why didn't you look like it?

[whistles_the_blues]

So you escaped too? What happened to the others, I trust they were as lucky as us?

[wilder]

...Huh?

[WHAT ARE YOU EVEN ON??]

[whistles_the_blues]

...You were part of the escape attempt, weren't you?

[It's already a bit of a blur for him.]

[whichwayyoulean]

Is it possible to get age-jetlag?

Because I think that's a thing I have. [What between being five years younger then fifty years older. Castle stop it]

[wilder]

You know...I don't know.

You sure your mind is back to it's youth? That might be it!

[whichwayyoulean]

...No, Zelos, I'm actually eighty years old right now and have fooled you all.

Of course I'm the age I should be! I'd have noticed otherwise, it's kind of an obvious thing.

Dictated

[sandoval]

Oh? So what should we talk about in the meantime?

[He seems to be quite amused by Zelos' post, at least.]

Dictated

[wilder]

How about anything you want!

Re: Dictated

[sandoval]

... aaaaaaanything?

[Oh dear. That doesn't sound good. But Sandoval seems to be keeping it PG... for now, at least.]

I take it then that, like me, you're not from Earth? So many people seem to be, these days.

[heal_theworld]

You're not even going to tease a little, Zelos?

[Not that she got old, she just had her memories altered and was a nurse. Again.]

[wilder]

Nope! Not at all! It'll be a full pardon if they hold up their end!

[heal_theworld]

Though sadly, you didn't get to see me with gray hairs. [Not that she would have had them, but...]

[gottaknockhard]

[Spike had considered avoiding the journal altogether until it'd been a few weeks, but eventually he got curious if everyone remembered that whole.... thing. It was wishful thinking that they'd be on something else by now.]

You can start any time.

[wilder]

Don't worry, I'm starting right now!

[psych0p0mps]

yes that never talking about it thing sounds good
i support that idea

[wilder]

Oh don't worry, it'll go double for you!

[...]

Cougar. ♥

[OKAY HE COULDN'T RESIST THAT]