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XLIX

[Aw yes, it's time that awkward morning after of a mass castle loss]

[....]

Wow, that was sure...something.

Normally I'd start asking questions about Earth and what sick minds think up places like that, but you know what? Nah. This time I'm gonna spare you guys. Because sometimes ignorance is bliss!

So! How about instead we all agree never to talk about those three days again, hm? I won't even point out which ones of you aged terribly! Consider it a free pass from your benevolent and great Zelos Wilder!

How's that sound? ♥

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[Spike had considered avoiding the journal altogether until it'd been a few weeks, but eventually he got curious if everyone remembered that whole.... thing. It was wishful thinking that they'd be on something else by now.]

You can start any time.

Don't worry, I'm starting right now!

That should keep the journal quiet for a while.

[Actually relieved...]

Are you kidding? I give it three days before they find a new thing to talk about.

Maybe long enough to get a nap in at least.

...You must take some really long naps.

I've had some time to practice.

Really? What's the longest you've ever taken?

[The only time you can brag about being in a coma...]

Three days was my record. I could probably hit it again.

Whoa, seriously? Do you like...not eat or something?

I don't like to give everything away.

Oh. One of those enigmatic types then?

It's not easy around here.

Oh I believe it, this place loves to air dirty secrets.

Almost as much as everyone else likes to read about them.

Well that can't be helped, people love gossip.

You can't fault them for that.

Nope, it'd be like faulting the rain for falling.

Or giving a kid a toy and expecting them not to play with it.

Exactly!

So that's why we're all doomed.

I'm glad we figured that one out.

One mystery of the universe down, how many more to go?

I think that's enough for one day.

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