10 ∆ i solemnly swear that i am dead romantic ; ( dictated )

[toerags]

You know, I'm really unsure whether I should be offended the castle didn't see me fit to pair me up or honoured that it thinks I am doing well in the romance department.

How do my fellow ballroom people feel?

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[toerags]

It's a celebration of love! A day that fully encourages you to ask that girl out for the thirty-third time.

[ and get rejected, in james' case. ]

[modernholmes]

There are always lots of murder cases on this day.

[Statements like that are probably why Shinichi has never managed to go on a successful date.]

[toerags]

Because of hearts broken? Horrible dumpings? Today is a massacre of the hearts.

[ james can spin this, okay, with his dramaticness. stop being a debbie downer, shinichi! ]

[modernholmes]

Misunderstandings between lovers are one of the most common causes of murder attempts, you realize.

[toerags]

[ okay, he can't spin that one. ]

You're not a fan of romance?

[modernholmes]

[Only one romance.]

I'm a kid. What do you think?

[toerags]

You just haven't found the right Valentine for you yet. I was sending chocolate frogs to girls I liked when I was twelve.

[ amongst other prank-like junk food that jumped out of the box when opened. ]

[modernholmes]

[I already know exactly who. But the situation makes it impossible.]

...Chocolate frogs?

[toerags]

Frogs made out of chocolate. Chocolate frogs. They're quite delicious ... if you can catch them, that is.