written!

[nukeoleptic]

what is the craziest thing you have ever wished for? :o
(lets ignore the pies for now
which are pretty hilarious, honestly, once you get used to them!!)

also... how long are people here, on average?
are there statistics lying around or anything like that?
not that i dont enjoy it here!
because i sort of do
it is just a curiosity thing

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[shenunigans]

two elephants

[nukeoleptic]

daaaaaaaaaaave

[shenunigans]

two and a half elephants
im gonna name one of them charlie sheen

[nukeoleptic]

who is charlie sheen?

[shenunigans]

a biwinning actor with tigerblood

[nukeoleptic]

i am going to wish up a thousand nakkodiles
and put them all in your room :D

[shenunigans]

then im going to make a damn nakkodile purse factory

[nukeoleptic]

davesprite managed to get along with them!!!
sort of

[ because she apparently can't go without mentioning him at least once every conversation ]

[shenunigans]

well aint he a regular doctor dolittle
you know its probably because hes part bird right

[nukeoleptic]

hes like 1% bird at most

[ no jade no ]

anyway, it is not like birds inherently get along with crocodiles
.... i mean other than the ones that like sit on crocodiles backs

[shenunigans]

guess not
but whose to say he isnt one of those ones
i mean if hes an extension of myself he's at least 99% lazy bastard
according to your statistics anyway
so im pretty sure relating him back to those birds that hitch rides in exchange for bug picking arent like the most horrible comparison you could make
did you ever see him floating along on a sea of nakkodiles
or uh
i guess he wouldnt because he can fly
but birds can fly
theyre just too fucking lazy
why the fuck do they need to hitch rides when they can fucking fly
whats the deal with birds anyway

[And so Dave flawlessly made the situation more awkward by over compensating and rambling.]

[nukeoleptic]

[ It is probably a pretty good thing that she is both very familiar with and very unfazed by Dave's particular brand of rambling. ]

he is not an "extension" of you :P

[shenunigans]

you know what i meant

[Oops.]

[nukeoleptic]

i knoooow but you should be careful about how you phrase things :(
he is a totally separate person

[ :|!!! ]

[shenunigans]

a totally different person who isnt here

[nukeoleptic]

i hope he does
i think he would like it here

1/2

[shenunigans]

[There is the tiniest, stupidest pang of annoyance at that. Suddenly he just feels like he's not good enough and hell if he knows why....so he's just going to squash that down and pretend he never felt it.]

2/2

[shenunigans]

im sure hed have a real hoot
get it
because hes part bird

[nukeoleptic]

[ She has no idea, okay. :( Sorry, Dave; it's been a long few months. ]

pffffthahaha
like one percent, remember?
but bluh whatever i am here so maybe he wouldnt want to be here ~_~

so two and a half elephants?
which half are you going to wish for??

[shenunigans]

[It's a good thing she doesn't! Because he'd never want her to feel badly over his own weird moods. Besides, when Jade is happy it's hard not to be as well.

It kind of just solidifies that they've missed a lot while being apart. And while part of him wants to drop it and say nothing. The other part...well...]

so you guys were tight huh


the front end
with the tusks
but no i was thinking more like
a miniature elephant
why dont you just wish for a tiny one so its not such a huge deal when you realise theyre boring as all hell

[nukeoleptic]

[ It's part of why she enjoys being here so much. She'd always thought she'd get to see Rose and Dave and the trolls in the dream bubbles; it's why leaving on the ship had been so easy.

Bluh. ]

yeah, we dated for a while

and i didnt even consider a miniature elephant :o
omg that would be awesome

[shenunigans]

wow what
okay lets put a pin in the super important elephant issue and just focus on this fluff for a second

you guys were an item???
how did that happen?

[nukeoleptic]

idk, how does something like that usually happen?
he is funny and smart and sweet and we liked each other i guess
it is not a very exciting story dave

[shenunigans]

oh ok
makes sense

so when you say used to?

[nukeoleptic]

um
he broke up with me a few days before i came here