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[ John is standing in the middle of the lobby with a pie in this hand. It's just a normal blueberry pie, but for some reason John looks ecstatic about it. He's got his journal open on a table next to him, but he's also walking up to random people who happen to be trying to just pass through like normal people and asking them to offer him the pie.

Yes, the pie he himself is holding, he wants you to offer it to him!

After a little bit of this though he does move back over to his journal to jabber away into it. ]

You guys! This is amazing. I don't know what happened, but for some reason my loss is gone! This stupid loss I have had for years is finally gone!

[ He'll probably be less excited when he realizes he's got a new loss instead, but let him have his day. ]

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What was your loss, anyway?

[ Jade still hasn't figured hers out. :c Maybe this will clue her in. ]

Whenever someone tried to offer me anything like cakes or cookies or pies I always had to eat them even if I didn't want to! And I pretty much never wanted to. It was so dumb.

--ehehehe. Do you want some pie now, John? I could wish you up a nice blueberry one.

NO!!

[ And then he's laughing at that. Man that feels awesome to be able to say. ]

Actually the pie I have right now is blueberry.

I have three french fry pies.

Not as delicious as it sounds like it could be.

Yeah, I have seen some really weird pies today. Are the french fries still good though if you take them out of the pie?

Ummm. How do you feel about soggy french fries?

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[Jane did say she'd go on a walk, didn't she? And that's what she's doing. She's got a funny little smile on her face when she spots John.

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Helloooo, John!

[ He suspects nothing. In fact he even waves to her. ]

Hi Jane!

How are you? [Her smile widens to a grin.] Quite a lot of pie in the castle today, isn't there?

[ Totally unsuspicious at the moment, okay a little suspicious, but not for the right reasons. ]

I'm actually doing pretty great right now! Even with all these pies around!

[Oho? What reasons are you suspicious for, John?]

I found an excellent-looking banana cream one a floor or two up! Would you like some?

[Don't pop it out of your sylladex yet girl...]

[ Pie is always suspicious. He looks practically smug at that question though. ]

Nope!

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Wow, fuck you. That is the most unfair thing this castle ever did.

Are you going to tell me what your loss was now?

Hehehe!

And maybe. Or maaaaybe I will keep it a secret forever.

Ha ha. What do pies have to do with it?

Ugh, it's this really long stupid story.

I'm not doing anything. I've got all the time in the world to hear your stupid story, Egbert.

[ A big, dramatic sigh. ]

Basically whenever someone offered me any kind of baked goods I had to eat it.

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[Wait, wait, hold on. Did he hear that right?]

The castle gave back what it took from you. You're serious?

I guess so! I mean, after over two years of being stuck with the same stupid curse the castle put on me it is finally gone!

I wasn't under the impression that was possible.

[Kimblee sounds pleased by this revelation; that much is clear.]

Any idea why this might have happened? If you don't mind sharing.

Uhm... not really! I didn't even know that was a thing that could happen. I just know that it used to be when people offered me things like pies or cakes even if I wanted to tell them I didn't want to eat it, I would always say yes and eat the entire stupid thing. But all of the sudden that stopped happening!

All right... that's all I needed to know. Thank you.

No problem! Sorry I couldn't actually help more than that, the castle doesn't exactly try to make a lot of sense most of the time.

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