Dictated/Action

[dupable]

[ John is standing in the middle of the lobby with a pie in this hand. It's just a normal blueberry pie, but for some reason John looks ecstatic about it. He's got his journal open on a table next to him, but he's also walking up to random people who happen to be trying to just pass through like normal people and asking them to offer him the pie.

Yes, the pie he himself is holding, he wants you to offer it to him!


After a little bit of this though he does move back over to his journal to jabber away into it. ]

You guys! This is amazing. I don't know what happened, but for some reason my loss is gone! This stupid loss I have had for years is finally gone!

[ He'll probably be less excited when he realizes he's got a new loss instead, but let him have his day. ]

Comments

dictated;

[dupable]

It'll work! We just need to write it all down, and also all the important events in your life so we can see if anything seems off. It just might take awhile.

dictated;

[nukeoleptic]

I was raised by Bec. I met you guys! I woke up on Prospit, aaaand.. bluh.

[ It's going to take her forever to realize that she's supposed to remember her grandpa. :c ]

I'll put it all in a journal and have you read it.

dictated;

[dupable]

[ It'll be a sad moment when she finally realizes too :(

Sadly knowing she was mostly raised by her dog her statement doesn't strike John as odd enough to correct her either. ]

Okay, that works! I will read through it when you are done.

dictated;

[nukeoleptic]

[ :CCC ]

Sounds perfect!

[ She pauses, then adds in a conspiratorial whisper: ]

Are you sure you don't want a pie, John? Are you reaaaally sure?

dictated;

[dupable]

[ Taking a deep breath, like he's really gotta work to give her an answer to this one, and whispering back. ]

I am positive.

dictated;

[nukeoleptic]

Pfffthaha. I am proud of you, John! Good job. May you never have to eat pie again unless you decide you want to.

dictated;

[dupable]

Hehe thanks, Jade! That'll probably be a really long time from now after today though.

dictated;

[nukeoleptic]

Your birthday's next month. What do you want for it instead? Birthday pizza?

dictated;

[dupable]

Oh woah, you're right! I didn't even think about that, but birthday pizza sounds awesome!

dictated;

[nukeoleptic]

We can have one big party pizza for you and Jane?

dictated;

[dupable]

Woah! Is Jane's birthday the same day as mine?

dictated;

[nukeoleptic]

Yeah! You didn't know?

dictated;

[dupable]

No! That probably makes sense when I think about it though.

dictated;

[nukeoleptic]

Start thinking about what else you want, okay? I know it cheapens things a little when you can just with 'em but, buuut..

dictated;

[dupable]

Weeeeell... I have run out of new movies to watch, and rewatching a lot of the old ones I got from the castle they aren't actually as good as I thought they were when I first got them? Actually a lot of them are pretty awful.

dictated;

[nukeoleptic]

Soooo.. 'good movies'?

dictated;

[dupable]

Yes! But movies that are actually good, not like "oh I am having fun watching this so I guess it's good" movies.

dictated;

[nukeoleptic]

-- wait. How do you feel about Con Air, again?

dictated;

[dupable]

That counts as a good movie! Come on, Jade, like that is even a thing that wouldn't be true.

[ Never mind that he hasn't seen it in years. ]

dictated;

[nukeoleptic]

[ You can't see this, John, but she's squinting skeptically. ]

When was the last time you even saw it?

dictated;

[dupable]

Uhm... I think maybe two years ago? Or three? It's kind of hard to figure out how I am supposed to count time here and also back home.