7 Truffula Seeds

[findatree]

[good morning, Paradisa! If you happen to be on the grounds today, then you should know that this is a thing that is actually happening. Just picture Ted doing all that stuff and you've got the idea. Feel free to wonder what this crazy kid is doing and if he might possibly need mental help]

[so this is an open post via journal or action]

Comments

[findatree]

Just oens that run on batteries.

[1nc0mpr3h3n751bl3]

[His mouth opens for a moment] Raaaaaad. Do they light up??

[findatree]

Yeah. My mom has one that turns into a disco ball.

[1nc0mpr3h3n751bl3]

Woooooow.... [He gestures at the greenery around them] Thethe oneth thuck.

[findatree]

Are you serious? They're amazing! They're actually alive and everything!!

[1nc0mpr3h3n751bl3]

Tho? [His eyes are wide, even if you can't see them] Light up treeth are fucking epic!

[findatree]

Not really. They're kind of dumb. Besides, real trees are a thing that everyone needs.

[1nc0mpr3h3n751bl3]

Are they? Can you eat them?

[findatree]

Uhh. No. [why would you even]

[1nc0mpr3h3n751bl3]

[He doesn't know.] Climb them?

[findatree]

Nuh uh. But I'd love to try climbing these!

[1nc0mpr3h3n751bl3]

[He nods sagely, understanding.] Monkeyth like treeth.

[findatree]

What's a monkey?

[1nc0mpr3h3n751bl3]

You are, dumbathh! And I'm a troll.

[findatree]

I'm a boy.

[1nc0mpr3h3n751bl3]

A boy monkey!

[findatree]

What does that even mean?

[1nc0mpr3h3n751bl3]

[He blinks a little, then licks his lips] You don't know?

[findatree]

I don't know what a monkey is, so no. I don't know what it means.

[1nc0mpr3h3n751bl3]

But you're a monkey!

[findatree]

I'm a boy. I'm pretty sure that's not a monkey.

[1nc0mpr3h3n751bl3]

It'th not?

[findatree]

Don't think so.

[1nc0mpr3h3n751bl3]

Oh... I'm thorry.

[findatree]

But what is it?