31-Audio. (Backdated to early in the morning.)

[jimfromit]

[ Good morning residents of Paradisa. Moriarty knows you all indulged in a little alcohol last night.

That sort of behaviour isn't for him of course...such boring, vulgar and silly little party games.

However being a dick to people who are suffering kind of is his thing.

So of course he can't resist playing this on his stereo system as loud as he can and holding the journal up to the speakers.

Enjoy party people.]

Comments

[jthm]

VERY funny, my friend.

Though the drunks aren't really much fun to kill. They're just so...happy. I tend to just keep them in my basement for a few weeks till they go hysterical.

Written

[jimfromit]

I admire a man who likes to play with his food.

Metaphorically speaking of course.

[jthm]

Well it's more fun killing them when they go hysterical. Though it's so hard when they all start shitting their pants at the same time. The clean up on that basement level is such a bitch after.

But my house has different levels of...uhm...torture. I practically live in Dante's hell.

[jimfromit]

You should see the mess when I try making them into clothes...ew!

Although the end result is worth it...fashion dictates after all.

[jthm]

You actually MAKE them into clothes? I wouldn't dare let that human filth touch me, EVER.

But kudos for originality.

[jimfromit]

Thank you.

Can't have the act going stale now can we?

[jthm]

Well I can't say my act's ever gone stale. Every time I started to get bored with my work, I'd find another basement in my house with another toy to play with.

Personally, my favorite one is my "It's a small world" ride where the dolls are replaced with buzzsaws.

[jimfromit]

You simply must give me the name of your estate agent one of these days.

[jthm]

Actually I kinda found it on my own.

Kinda cheap ass place which was pretty run down. But I liked it enough to buy it and when I did, I found these...special basements

[jimfromit]

How resourceful.

So are you any closer to putting on a show?

[jthm]

Put on a show?

I'm not the type to show off when I kill someone. I'm more of a lurk in the shadows, drain someone of their blood in public without anyone actually noticing me guy.

[jimfromit]

A shame.

Talents like yours need to be appreciated...put out in the open to make the mindless little sheep in the world pay attention.

[jthm]

Oh they pay attention.

"Have you heard about the mass killings lately?"
"Someone was found with dead in the alley, his skin replaced with cling wrap."
"He tried to feed me rotten cabbage!"

That was all me, and they don't even know it.

[jimfromit]

Now that's what I'm talking about. :-D

That second one sounds lovely!

[jthm]

Yeah, there was a sale on cling wrap that day so I though, "Well why the fuck not?"