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i think the technical term for this is milkshake weather
because its sure as hell bringing all the boys to the fucking yard
dont call me on that though
im no meteorologist
just a simple texan space knight with rusty material enough to last him at least a few more years

so is everybody okay or do i need to bust out the first aid kit here
anybody needs any help they can hit me
sure as hell am not doing anything remotely productive right now anyway

[Filtered to Dirk]
hey asshole did the puppet rumps shelter you from danger
where are you at i cant be fucked looking for you

[Filtered to Jade]
sup

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sup :o

not a lot
woke up
earthquake
thought i might say something about it
now im writing
in my journal
to you
about the earthquake
that just happened
after i woke up

you woke up before the earthquakes?
lucky >(
i woke up when a bunch of books fell on me
and then a bookshelf ~_~

you seem awfully casual about that fact young lady
im gonna assume you didnt break anything
probably a good thing you arent lalonde
she would have suffocated under all of those tomes

you are talking to a fully realized witch of space, dave :p
as if i am scared of getting squished by a puny bookshelf!!
what about you?
are you okay?

point taken
and in turn
im a strong independent knight who dont dont quiver at no earthquakes
that said i dropped a choice box of cereal and that was pretty fucking devastating

well, no offense, but
arent your powers a little more.....
um :|
ineffectual here?
just as a time player, i mean!!
aradia said time control powers didnt work super well here

apparently i have a good enough sense of timing before a god damn bookshelf falls on me
seems pretty effectual if you ask me

hey, i was asleep!!
remember the time you made my dreambot punch me in my sleep? :|
i think i forgot i was still cranky about that...

oh yeah
i did do that didnt i
[Quick, topic change!!]
anyway
so is all of your crap okay

Edited 2013-04-10 14:44 (UTC)

a lot of it is ruined
a bunch of my snowglobes broke when the bookshelf fell :(
(but luckily you are right and it really is all crap
i am not particularly heartbroken :p)

well fuck
first the snowglobes then the bookshelf
what more will this place pry out of our hands

on the plus side you can at least wish it all up again right

hahaha yes
i have actually already replaced everything that broke :p
how are the others doing?

Edited 2013-04-10 15:07 (UTC)

i dunno yet
i havent heard back from many people
who wouldve thought earthquake aftermaths could be so boring

pshhh
the reckoning was way more dramatic
this is baby stuff!!

yeah
weve been through worse
still
we should probably have a look around
egbert might be stuck under a painting or something

whereabouts are you

i am in my room! you can come up if you want
i am just cleaning up
you think rose and john and jane and everyone are fine though, right??
maybe we really should look for them

sweet
ill meet you up there and then we can have a two man search party

[It takes him a little bit, but eventually he's up there and knocking at her door.]

It's just me, not another earthquake.

[ she just phases her head through the door to peer at him ]

Hi. Give me like fifteen more seconds?

I'm fine, I'm fine! A lot of folks are out in the garden. Where are you, Dave? The castle might not be safe, you should get out!

{Filtered to Dave.}

Please tell me you've heard from Dirk.

[Dave may be asking for Dirk, but that doesn't mean there's going to be an answer. As it turns out, Dirk was working on a robot when the castle started shaking. Because of this, he ended up getting electrocuted by the robot. He's currently out of commission.]

[The radio silence is enough to make Dave suspicious. Dirk is evasive as fuck, like Bro, but he's pretty sure he'd get into contact after a shake up this dramatic. Even if he's okay, it probably won't hurt to go check his room. Though he shouldn't be wandering the castle at all. He'll be what, five seconds tops? Just walk in, see Dirk isn't there and walk off thinking he's a fucking bastard.

He makes his way up to his room pretty quick and he knocks demandingly, waiting all of five seconds before shoving open the door.]

If you have your dick out we're going to have to discuss some shi-- [And that's when he catches sight of an appropriately dressed Dirk.] Shit. [He isn't going to waste any time scooting over and giving Dirk a shake, getting a strange tingly sensation and starting to put together what happened.] Christ- Wake up, asshole. You made a fucking mess.

I'm around, I was in the garden but I was gonna see if I could find people while we can still get in here. People need to learn to answer their journals.

[Filtered.]
No.

But I'm gonna go find him.

[It's pretty obvious what happened. He's been working on Jane's robot, Anna, as it's sitting in front of his unconscious body. His hair is kind of frazzled, too, which he's not going to be fucking happy about when he wakes up. And when Dave gives him a shake, it takes a few seconds for him to come around, and he opens his eyes blearily.]

Dave?

[His voice is quiet, a little scratchy. His vision is blurry and he can barely see, even when he blinks a few times. The other thing he's immediately aware of is the searing pain in his hand where he must've gotten shocked. It's right between his thumb and forefinger, where he was holding the screwdriver. When he tries flexing his thumb, it only barely twitches.

He tries to sit up, but he feels kind of lightheaded and he just falls back onto his back and lets out a groan.]

What the actual fuck even happened?

Edited 2013-04-11 09:39 (UTC)

[He steps back as she peers around, shrugging his shoulders and nodding.]

You have twenty, use them wisely. [Totally folding his arms over his chest.]

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i dont know any knight puns dave!!

knight time!

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