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Good morning, fellow castle-bound brethren. A note. Unless you are actually bleeding out of extra orifices, your eyes are melting or your skin is peeling away from your bones, the clinic is closed. We're not equipped to treat pathetic whining.
If anyone has a problem with that, we don't care.
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Good morning, fellow castle-bound brethren. A note. Unless you are actually bleeding out of extra orifices, your eyes are melting or your skin is peeling away from your bones, the clinic is closed. We're not equipped to treat pathetic whining.
If anyone has a problem with that, we don't care.
Today's public service announcement brought to you by Tide. Tide. For all your stain removal needs.
Disclaimer: results may vary.
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[Though seriously people what did you even do to these things]
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And if anyone comes looking for me, I'm not here.
[ he will just be hiding in the office now ]
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[He looks up]
Why?
[I mean...more than your usual blowing off work]
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