atrophied: (don't get too lost in all I say)
Gregory House, MD ([personal profile] atrophied) wrote in [community profile] paradisa2013-04-13 12:46 am
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[ Forward dated a few hours: ]

Good morning, fellow castle-bound brethren. A note. Unless you are actually bleeding out of extra orifices, your eyes are melting or your skin is peeling away from your bones, the clinic is closed. We're not equipped to treat pathetic whining.

If anyone has a problem with that, we don't care.

Today's public service announcement brought to you by Tide. Tide. For all your stain removal needs.

Disclaimer: results may vary.
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atrophied: (I'll describe the way I feel)

[personal profile] atrophied 2013-04-17 07:28 pm (UTC)(link)
If there was a Sesame Street episode on sarcasm, I'd make you watch it on repeat.
whichwayyoulean: (I worry about all of you)

[personal profile] whichwayyoulean 2013-04-17 09:14 pm (UTC)(link)
...They have a TV program about a street?
atrophied: (surrounded by idiots)

1/2

[personal profile] atrophied 2013-04-18 01:47 pm (UTC)(link)
atrophied: (maybe there's a chance for you yet)

[personal profile] atrophied 2013-04-18 01:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes. And you'll love it. Oscar will be your hero.
atrophied: (a special breed of moron)

[personal profile] atrophied 2013-04-22 12:52 am (UTC)(link)
I can't spoil the surprise. You'll see.

[ It'll be his birthday present. Waiting for him when he gets back from the expedition. Sesame Street DVDs. Enjoy. ]
whichwayyoulean: (What have I done?)

[personal profile] whichwayyoulean 2013-04-22 01:08 am (UTC)(link)
[House you are the best fake dad ever. Giving him the joys of lessons taught by furry puppets]

...Okay kinda scared now.
atrophied: (ya feelin' alright?)

[personal profile] atrophied 2013-04-22 01:14 am (UTC)(link)
This is what scares you?
whichwayyoulean: (No just leave)

[personal profile] whichwayyoulean 2013-04-22 02:03 am (UTC)(link)
When it comes to you and surprises? Yeah.
atrophied: (tears sustain me)

[personal profile] atrophied 2013-04-22 02:52 am (UTC)(link)
Don't know what you mean.
whichwayyoulean: (With more gripes)

[personal profile] whichwayyoulean 2013-04-22 04:20 pm (UTC)(link)
The last surprise you gave me was Wilson.
atrophied: (I never ever want to crash)

[personal profile] atrophied 2013-04-23 04:57 am (UTC)(link)
You're welcome, by the way.
whichwayyoulean: (So you choose to be an idiot right?)

[personal profile] whichwayyoulean 2013-04-23 10:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, thanks. He's a big burst of sunshine in my life.
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[personal profile] atrophied 2013-05-02 04:57 pm (UTC)(link)
The simple-minded usually have that going for them. It's the reason we keep them.

[ House, no. ]
whichwayyoulean: (About to change the world)

[personal profile] whichwayyoulean 2013-05-02 07:53 pm (UTC)(link)
So why aren't you keeping him?
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[personal profile] atrophied 2013-05-04 05:02 am (UTC)(link)
I'm allergic to joy.
whichwayyoulean: (Is that a fact?)

[personal profile] whichwayyoulean 2013-05-05 12:27 am (UTC)(link)
...Suddenly so much is explained.
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