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[atrophied]

[ Forward dated a few hours: ]

Good morning, fellow castle-bound brethren. A note. Unless you are actually bleeding out of extra orifices, your eyes are melting or your skin is peeling away from your bones, the clinic is closed. We're not equipped to treat pathetic whining.

If anyone has a problem with that, we don't care.

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[molotov]

[She snorts so loudly, then condescendingly coos:] Come on, Greg, here comes the monster truck. Open the… arena, I guess, so that it can crush smaller vehicles and maybe do a jump or something.

[atrophied]

[ He snickers and open his mouth. ]

[molotov]

[And that was how Molotov fed House pizza.

But she does try to hand over the slice once this is done. She wants to eat herself!]

See? Easy.