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[As he dictates like he normally does Deadpool's voice is a bit rougher than usual, with a bit of slur. He's been almost constantly drunk since he found out Q was gone. To say he wasn't taking it well was the understatement of a lifetime.]

This place is a bitch and a half. I mean, you put all this time and effort into someon- Something. In to something and then in a day it's all gone. Just poof! Gone. And then you realize that you've built your life here around it and now you don't even know what the fuck to do-

[A pause for him to drink some more. Huzzah alcohol!!]

But hey, now I got two dogs and another cat. I'm turning into one of those animal hoarders that end up with fifteen cats and no clue how it happened. I guess that's something to look forward to.

'[Filtered to anyone with powers that can affect memory]

[Lol that filter. He's not really expecting much but a guy's gotta try]

Hey, who can see this? I need a favor. Or I can find something to pay with whatever we'll talk about it.

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[She smiles a bit as she listened, knowing full well how determined Charlie could be when he got it into his head to help someone.]

He was annoying like that. Always in your face, trying to pull you out of your funk in the most obnoxious way ever. [With her anyways.]

He's what got me to quite drinking and smoking. Especially smoking. If I so much as thought about a cigarette I'd never hear the end of it.

[She reaches over and pats his knee.] Some things are better dealt with sober. Believe me on this one. Sometimes it's better just to talk. I can just listen if you want.

I'm good at talking but I'm not good at it? I mean, I can talk about anything but usually it's not what anyone wants to hear.

[And there's a little... Something that's tugging at the back of his head that he needs to tell her. When she'd been talking she'd mentioned 'girlfriend' so maybe it wouldn't SUCH a big deal but uhhhh he's so far in the closet he could have a timeshare in Narnia. He clears his throat]

Did Q ever tell you um... How close he an I ar- Were?

[She nods a little, completely understanding. Feelings were a bitch to talk about and she'd never been great at it either.]

Well, I kind of assumed you two were close. Charlie isn't exactly the more trusting guy, but he seemed to trust you a lot. Like I said, we didn't get to talk much. Not nearly enough...

Yeah... We were close. Really close. Really, really, close. Really. Close.

[STARES AT... Please get what he's trying to say because he's embarrassed and doesn't want to outright say it unless he has to]

[She just....stares back for a long moment, barely even blinking. She's also pretty sure she knows what he's saying, it just doesn't...make a lot of sense.]

You two were...together?

[ooc:btw I was wondering if you have a plurk? =)]

[Sometimes it didn't make sense to him and he was the one in the relationship. He nods]

Since April. April 23rd.

[Because Deadpool is a sap and remembered the exact date...]

So I guess you can get just why I'm so upset here.

((I don't because I'm a loser but I do have AIM? :O liek a minx))

[She finally wrapped her head around it. But it was still all kinds of weird.]

I didn't know...[Not quite sure how to finish that sentence, she lets it trail off. She apparently didn't know a lot of things about Charlie. Up to and including his sexuality.]

Yeah, I think I do. I'm sorry.

[oh, okay!]

We kept it pretty quiet. I only told people who had figured it out on their own. Not sure who he told..I know Kate knows. And Ele. And Crowley.

[SHRUGS he doesn't expect her to know any of those names loool]

Did he not tell you he uh... Leaned that way? I normally don't, he was actually the first, but things happen and-

[Shrugs again because lol awkward. So awkward.]

Kate knew? You'd think she would have said something... And Crowley...isn't he that guy that plays all those pranks?

[She's met Elektra to, but she hasn't made the connection yet.]

No, he never said. I mean...I met a woman from his past a few months ago. One that meant a lot to him. I guess I just...assumed. I wonder if Tot knew...

That's him. But you know Kate already?

Don't worry, I assumed for a while too. Until- Yeah. He might have? Charlie was as good at hiding things like that as I am.

Yeah, she's from our world. We, uh...have history.

He must have been. It would have been nice if he shared more. I mean the guy could dig up any info he wanted on you, but he gets to always be a blank slate.

[She sighs heavily. Dead twice over and the man still drives her crazy.]

You have history or do you have history? There's a difference.

Charlie? Share? He'd rather run away than share. That literally happened once.

[She glances away, avoiding eye contact. This was awkward.]

It's...complicated.

[She shoots him an amused glance.]

Really? He ran away?

Oh it's that sort of history. Ok. I get it.

There was so stuff happening but yeah, he did. I had to chase him down the halls and then tackle him.

Man, I almost wish I'd been there to see that.

[She chuckles softly.]

So, how did you two....you know...get together?

He was on a loss that made him tell the truth. Which was why he was running. You probably would have loved it.

Welll... That's a bit of a long story. You want the abridged version or all of it?

[She shrugs and shifts around like she's getting comfortable.]

We have time, but if you want to give me cheat sheet version that's fine.

[Because talking is what he does best...]

Storytime it is I guess. I'll try to cut it down for you though.

We met through a mutual friend and, like I said before, we hated each other. I thought he was a stuck up asshole. But we were a team, mostly thanks to our mutual friend. His name was Rorschach, by the way. Anyway, we kept hanging out and I found out he was less of an ass than I though he was - Not much because as great as Charlie is he's an incredible ass - So we were friends. Good friends eventually.

Then of course Rorschach left because that happens to everyone here and I found out those jerks were actually dating and didn't tell me! And it also kinda blew my mind because I didn't see it and they didn't really seem the types but boy was I wrong- Yeah. I think that made us closer though, loosing Rory. He had brought us together and was awesome even though he was kinda crazy. He was loyal too. Kinda like a rabid dog. With him gone we stuck together and more stuff happened. A lot of stuff. Losses, murders, castle changes, camping trips... Going over that would take ages though so I won't.

Now for the actually 'relationship' thing- [He totally did finger quotes here]

This is all from me too. Charlie could- Would probably have had a different point of view of things because he's always got to disagree.

So let's start off with the fact that the castle is, and always will be, a horrible bitch. Just wait for the holidays and you'll see what I mean. Christmas usually means you kiss your friends and strangers. We ended up kissing and... It wasn't bad, ok. I was in a nice boat on denial though. Then there was thing that um.

[Actually looks embarrassed here because how do you explain castle shenanigans this is really going to get weird now]

Jeeze... Now that I think about it this is going to get really awkward and weird now.

[FUCK YEAH STALLING]

[She listens silently, her expression bouncing from polite attention to amusement. When he begins stalling she quirks an eyebrow, sort of understanding where this story was heading but not quite knowing for sure.]

I'm a big girl. I think I can handle it. But take your time if you need it.

Ok so... There was this thing going on that sorta amplified emotions or something? We ended yo fighting then we kinda- Ok, we made out in the kitchen.

It was awkward. Even more awkward than this conversation is going to get.

You...[Her expression is carefully blank for a moment. She blinks and then her shoulders start to shake with repressed laughter. She bites her lip to try to keep it back.]

You made out...in the kitchen...with Charlie. [She can't hold it in any longer and she ends up laughing into her hands. It was slightly awkward to think about, yes, but mostly it was just funny.]

Ooooh you laugh now but I'm just now remembering Valentines day and that was even worse.

After the kitchen thing he wanted to talk about it, like we're girls or something. I told him it wasn't big deal because, hey, castle did it and remember what I said about denial? That'll be going on for a while. He acted... Weird about it. I didn't now why but apparently it was because he liked me and I pretty much just told him it would never happen. He could have saved us so much trouble if he had just said something.

[By now she's wiping tears from her face. She can only imagine Charlie awkwardly trying to talking about his feelings of all things.]

He probably would have saved a lot of time, but I'm more amazed that he tried talking about it at all.

You must have really gotten under his skin. [She grins when she says it.]

Are you kidding me? He was a total girl about that stuff! Probably less than most people but still...

Ok now remember when I said the castle the castle was horrible about holidays? Has anyone told you about Valentines Day?

No. I don't think it's come up in conversation. What about Valentines Day?

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I was gonna handwave her knowing but...

This way is more fun!!!

Definitely! >D

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Oh jeeze long post is long

I love it~

GOOD 8D also ffff wrong icon ; ;

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OH GOD SO LATE I'M SORRY

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