Rose: Regret being a Junior Crazy Cat Lady

[fluthlu]

[Shortly before 2:00 PM on Friday afternoon is a very bad time to be an innocent captive of Paradisa, perusing the journal after lunch - or in the middle of the night, for the more nocturnal residents. A very bad time indeed, because quite a ways away from the castle, on a small nightstand next to Rose's small outpost bed, a cat named Constance is doing one of the things that cats do best:

Vomiting on an inappropriate surface. Namely, a page of the open journal.]

Blrckkk.

... Oh, really now, Constance. That was hardly polite. [Her voice grows louder as she moves across the room towards the journal.] Deepest apologies, truly. My cat seems to have a frightening proficiency for consuming inedible matter - an equally proficient aim, as well, depending on how one looks at things.

... While I've gotten your attention, however crudely, does anyone have sufficient experience in troubleshooting a sewing machine, in a manner of speaking?

Comments

[fluthlu]

She apparently did not read the warnings on the back of the toothpaste tube.
I expected better of her.

[psych0p0mps]

rose she is only a little cat
it will be some time yet before she can read on that level

[fluthlu]

Hopefully not too long.
I had planned to start her on Dick and Jane by August.

[psych0p0mps]

whats dick and jane

[fluthlu]

A series of vaguely educational books designed to aid in the acquisition of reading skills in young children.
No relation to our friend Jane.

[psych0p0mps]

ahh ok i was wondering if you meant dirk and jane
but you are not exactly prone to typos! :p

[yet]

[fluthlu]

[Shh she's getting there]

No, certainly not them.
Although their names do bear a bit of an uncanny resemblance.