Chapter Seven [Dictated]

[thebestseller]

... I kinda asked for this to happen, didn't I.

Beckett, please, not a word. It will be over soon enough. Wait, I just jinxed myself. Forget I said that.

Really, though, it captures my essence.

[Temp loss time! Castle is being followed around by a cardboard cutout of himself. It has no special properties, it is just a plain cutout, but it is EVERYWHERE, even if he tries to ditch it. Oops. At least he's ruggedly handsome?]

Comments

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[thebestseller]

There's a cardboard cutout of my very own ruggedly-handsome self following me around.

[mal_addict]

[This is the sound of laughter, Castle.

So much laughter]

Well, that#s taking narcissism to a whole new level.

[thebestseller]

He's carrying a book, so it's an incredibly gaudy way of letting people differentiate between me and my doppelganger, at least.

[mal_addict]

My, a book that will certainly make all the difference in a place where the main form of communication is via a magical book.

[thebestseller]

But this book has my name on the cover...

... okay, you have a point there.