RACE TO THE BOAT

[sparednothing]

[After that message it's time to pack up and get the heck out of dodge. Both teams have a short trek across dinosaur infested territory to get to the docks, where the cruise ship is waiting to whisk them away. There are a ange of hervibores, and whatever surviving raptors better them and it.

The remaining adult T-Rex seems mysteriously absent throughout all of this, as is Tembo. Weird]

[[No sections make your own. If you want a mod NPC'd dinosaur, please ask for one in the comments (and specify herbivore or raptor), otherwise, NPC your own. Powers are still functioning | Day four ooc post | Plot hub]]

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Old friend please!

[originalcopy]

[When you're sneaking your way through the jungle to get to an escape boat there are certain things you don't want. Being bright freaking blue is one of them. Also having a certain 'lack' of stealthy isn't very good.
Church can't help but mutter and grumble as roots and vines slow him down and try to trip him up.]

This is fuckin' bullshit!

[Church's foot gets stuck between the thick roots of a tree, forcing him to pause and try to pull it free.]

I hate the jungle! Stupid trees...

[sparednothing]

[Oh look, it's his hadrosaur buddy (who still doesn't look like one). He calls out, running over, before purposefully stepping on Church's body to reach some of the foliage above him.

Hey frand. HEEEEEYYY]

[originalcopy]

Not you again...

[Church shakes his head in exasperation as the familiar dinosaur bellows at him and charges.]

Ah! Get off me you big stupid lizard!

[He tries pushing the dinosaur off himself and when that doesn't work, punching it.]

[sparednothing]

[The dinosaur ignores, it's big old feet just quictly crushing Church as he reaches for the higher branches]

[originalcopy]

I am sick of all you motherfucking dinosaurs on this motherfucking island!

[Something is starting to make a metallic creaking sound as the armor starts to strain under all that reptilian tonnage.]

Shit!

[lara_the_explorer]

[Lara fired half of her magazine at the dinosaur's head just to bring it down. Sorry for the blood on your helmet visor, Church! But at least the dinosaur would flop down on the side, dead]

[sparednothing]

[You people all suck he only wanted some foooood]

/sob... perry no! Poor dinosaur. :(

[originalcopy]

[There is a loud series of pops as the dinosaurs shifting weight causes the armor to dent.]

Son of a bitch!

[Church scrambles to his feet and tries to wipe the blood from his 'face']

Holy shit... you fucked him up.

[Remind him never to get on her bad side.]

[lara_the_explorer]

You better get out of there now. More are coming your way. [In which Lara just shoots the closest one in the head again. It might have been Perry's brother]

[originalcopy]

Great idea, I'll get right on that.

[His foot is looser but still stuck. He's trying to wiggle it free.]

[lara_the_explorer]

[Lara reloads quickly, firing at whatever dinosaur that's coming at them]

Anytime now.

[originalcopy]

Working on it! It's kind of hard to see what I'm doing with my face covered in dinosaur.

[Seriously, that's just gross.]

[lara_the_explorer]

Hold on.

[Lara made sure the area is clear of predators. She took her climbing axe help loosen up the tree roots Church's foot is stuck on, using it as a lever]

[originalcopy]

[The foot finally tugs free.]

Ha! Finally, let's get the hell out of here!

[lara_the_explorer]

[She hears raptors closing in...]

Go! I'll follow!

[originalcopy]

[Church pauses for a moment...]

Your funeral!

[Unfortunately for them it's never the raptors you hear that are the problem.]

[lara_the_explorer]

[Lara followed Church as soon as he made a break for it. She's got a feeling he's not a quality team mate]

[originalcopy]

[Hey, he's not armed. He thinks she's kind of dumb to tell the guy in crazy futuristic armor to run ahead and not offer him a gun to help out with.]

Holy Crap!

[One thing raptors excel at is herding their prey into ambushes. It's a good thing for Lara that Church is in front. A raptor explodes out of the undergrowth and takes Church down with the squeal of teeth and claws on metal.]

[lara_the_explorer]

[Well excuuuse her. She's only got enough for herself >8(]

I wish they'd stop doing that...

[Lara fired couple of shotgun blasts from her underslung shotgun just to get rid of the raptor on Church]

[originalcopy]

[Uh huh.]

What the fuck was that?!

[The raptors scatter at least temporarily. They can wait to try again and this time they know who to attack.]

[lara_the_explorer]

You're welcome! Now go! And take this with you. [Lara throws Church one of her USP handguns, with a full magazine. She watches the rear and waits for Church to advance so she could go along]

[originalcopy]

[You don't have to tell him twice!]

[lara_the_explorer]

[Lara followed Church while continuously shifting her attention to the rear and the flanks. She pretty much learned how raptors attack by now]

[originalcopy]

How much further is it?

[It feels good to have a gun in his hands, even if he's total shit with them. Still, she'd never know that unless he actually tried to shoot anything.]

[lara_the_explorer]

Not very far. You should be able to see the docks just over that little hill.