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[cheerupemoborg]

[Today in the lobby, there is: (1) cyborg fiddling with (1) pair of shiny handcuffs, which conveniently have attached themselves to his right arm.

Weirdest of all, said big bad cyborg can't seem to get them to come off! He pulls and he yanks but the metal refuses to so much as bend to his awesome strength.]


I've had just about enough of-- !!


[Yeah he's starting to get a little pissy. That tends to happen when magic handcuffs come out of nowhere and stick themselves on you. Too bad for him things are about to get worse...]

Comments

[wolfuncaged]

What makes your direction any more likely than mine?

[Tugging, move bitch :|]

[cheerupemoborg]

Good question. Let me take a look...

[He does so! Almost like he's staring at nothing while he surveys multiple directions.]

[wolfuncaged]

[Maker he wants to punch you in the face so bad]

Do you see anything? [His tone suggests he thinks your just being an ass]

[cheerupemoborg]

No.

There's nothing on this floor.

[It doesn't help that the castle's architecture can get all weird wherever it wanted.]

[wolfuncaged]

Then where would it be hidden? That fool labyrinth?

[cheerupemoborg]

'Fool labyrinth'? If that's what I think it is, then there's a good chance.

It wouldn't want to make things too easy, now would it?

[wolfuncaged]

No, it would wish to prolong our suffering as long as possible.

[cheerupemoborg]

Exactly. So it's a safe bet to say the key is in the most infuriatingly asinine place possible.

[wolfuncaged]

Then it is there we must go.

[cheerupemoborg]

After you.

[BEAUTY BEFORE BRAINS]

[wolfuncaged]

[Jackss, jackass, jackasss]

As you wish. [He'll give the chain a YANK as he pulls him along]

[cheerupemoborg]

[Hank briefly contemplates flying off to find it himself, but gets the feeling this person wouldn't appreciate being dangled from the wrist while flying through the air at high speeds.

He also contemplates severing his arm, but he doubts the castle would let him off the hook that easily.]

Is it far, this place?

[wolfuncaged]

[No. He would not appreciate that at all]

It is not far, it is just down here.

[cheerupemoborg]

How large is it?

[wolfuncaged]

People have been known to be lost within it for months.

[cheerupemoborg]

[...He's having second thoughts now.]

Yes, that is most definitely where I would hide it.

[wolfuncaged]

[Lost forever in a pit of doom]

Then it is there we need to look.

[cheerupemoborg]

[Silence. This was gonna suuuuuck.]

[wolfuncaged]

[Just dragging you along, bitch. Yup]

[cheerupemoborg]

[HURRY UP, dammit. He's getting impatient D<]

[wolfuncaged]

[Eventually, they get to the outside. Fenris pauses for a moment, wishing he had at least thought to go and get his sword, before storming on in]

[cheerupemoborg]

[He notices that!]

Not having second thoughts, I see.

[wolfuncaged]

Second thoughts are for weaklings and cowards.

[cheerupemoborg]

So determined! At this rate, we could be done before the day's over with.

[wolfuncaged]

Of course, I do not wish to be in this situation any longer than I have to.