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[cheerupemoborg]

[Today in the lobby, there is: (1) cyborg fiddling with (1) pair of shiny handcuffs, which conveniently have attached themselves to his right arm.

Weirdest of all, said big bad cyborg can't seem to get them to come off! He pulls and he yanks but the metal refuses to so much as bend to his awesome strength.]


I've had just about enough of-- !!


[Yeah he's starting to get a little pissy. That tends to happen when magic handcuffs come out of nowhere and stick themselves on you. Too bad for him things are about to get worse...]

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[wolfuncaged]

[They certainly are, because the magic handcuffs now have an angry elf attached to them. An angry elf who doesn't like chains]

What is this magic?!!

[cheerupemoborg]

[DOUBLE-TAKES. Who in da heck-?]

You! Is this your doing?!

[wolfuncaged]

[He reaches for his sword...to find it not there. Probably for the best, that]

I had nothing to do with this! I do not toy with magic.

[cheerupemoborg]

In that case, there can only be one other culprit.

[Hank is so not having this, and is gonna try to heat-vision those cuffs uselessly.]

[wolfuncaged]

[Fenris just looks...more pissy. MAGIIIIC]

Wonderful. The castle decided to tie me to a mage. [This is because he was happy Anders left, isn't it?]

Your magic is not working. [His lyrium tattoos begin to glow as he tries to phase out of the damn things. Nope]

[cheerupemoborg]

'Mage'? I look like damn stage magician to you?

[Fine, he'll just put on EVEN MORE heat. Gettin' toasty in here.]

[wolfuncaged]

[Dude NO quit it. Fenris tries to step away as much as the cuffs will allow]

Mages are dangerous, not mere magicians. And how else do you explain fire coming from your eyes?

[cheerupemoborg]

I could explain it to you, but judging from your attire and 'mage' nonsense, you probably wouldn't understand.

[This crap just won't melt! Must need some MOAR.]

[wolfuncaged]

[Maybe Hawke would understood if he just killed this guy. He could make it look like an accident.

Maybe]

Do not assume what I can and cannot understand, and it is not working, you fool, or are you so idiotic you cannot see that for yourself.

[cheerupemoborg]

[Come at me bro, see what happens

He stops... and turns to look at Fenris' arm.]

Guess I'll have to try a different tactic, then.

[wolfuncaged]

[Fenris does not like that look, not one bit]

I would not recommend you try. Lest you wish to learn what it is like to have your heart ripped from your chest.

[cheerupemoborg]

Relax. Nothing a little surgery couldn't fix!

[wolfuncaged]

[The lyrium flares to life again]

I will not warn you a third time.

[cheerupemoborg]

[He gets a gander at that, alright!]

'I do not toy with magic', he says.

[wolfuncaged]

This is not magic, it was something forced upon me.

[cheerupemoborg]

Magic nonetheless, I'm sure. Or some variation of it, anyway.

Action always!

[toyhopes]

[Have a small child staring fearfully from behind a pillar.]

Mister, are you okay?

[cheerupemoborg]

[NO, he's handcuffed to some elf-lookin' dude.]

What do you think? Do I look 'okay'?

[toyhopes]

[Hey, she doesn't know what adults are into these days. The guards wouldn't let her look at the dirty magazines they got sometimes.]

How come you're attached to Mister Fenris?

[cheerupemoborg]

The castle, most likely.

[wolfuncaged]

[Oh Maker nooooo it's the happy child]

It has decided to toy with me, again.

[toyhopes]

[Hi Fenris! Did you miss your monthly dose of cheerfulness?]

Is it some kind of game?

[wolfuncaged]

[No. No he did not :\]

Only by the castle's devices.

[toyhopes]

Why'd it do that?

[cheerupemoborg]

Why does it do any of the things it does?