shortishandbossy: (hold up)
The Lorax ([personal profile] shortishandbossy) wrote in [community profile] paradisa2013-07-15 06:23 pm
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five truffula stumps

[The Lorax strongly dislikes talking over the journal. Or having anything to do with it, really. But he hasn't gotten a chance to keep people away from his trees in a long time]

You know the tiny pink thing out in the open outside? If not, good. Don't go lookin' for it. If so, don't touch it. Don't touch it, don't poke it, don't even look at it. Just let it grow, if you please. It's important.
bezazzled: (That's totally me!)

[personal profile] bezazzled 2013-07-16 01:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh come on! What if I wanted to help protect it as a fellow lover of tiny pink things? Is it a baby unicorn?
bezazzled: (To get down)

[personal profile] bezazzled 2013-07-16 02:58 pm (UTC)(link)
A unicorn! You know. Mythical creature? Super special and rare? Pretty much a magic horse with a horn on its head.
bezazzled: (Have foresight and it's real)

MISFIRE WHOOPS

[personal profile] bezazzled 2013-07-16 04:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Whaaaat! How have you never heard of a unicorn? They're only the most famous mythical creature of all time! Lisa Frank makes a million stickers of them, you can't miss them!
bezazzled: (But here's my number)

[personal profile] bezazzled 2013-07-16 04:49 pm (UTC)(link)
[Spoken in a soft, sad voice]

What kind of world do you even come from?
bezazzled: (Slept in all my clothes)

[personal profile] bezazzled 2013-07-17 04:53 am (UTC)(link)
So if it's not a unicorn, what is it? Is it a flower? Is it a magic flower?
bezazzled: (Checked out of my room)

[personal profile] bezazzled 2013-07-17 05:32 am (UTC)(link)
O-kaaaaay. So why is it such a big deal of someone looks at it?
bezazzled: (It's gonna be alright)

[personal profile] bezazzled 2013-07-21 04:32 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah. If your eyes are made of lasers. Which mine aren't.