[Two - Swish Foosh Foosh]

[babyaliendaddy]

I only got one thing to say, Hogwarts.

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVENCLAW!

[There is the sound of a throat clearing.]

Will now proceed to kick the shit out of Slytherin. That is all.

[Yeah, okay, he might be getting into this whole Hogwarts thing.]

All the cool kids will report to a celebratory party afterwards, hosted be me, Tucker, Ravenclaw 6th year. Be there, or be not cool.

Comments

Re: Dictated

[putuporshutup]

In what universe? It's not even a contest. I'm actually not even sure why they're bothering with the formality of the game, everyone knows Slytherin is going to wipe the pitch with bird feathers.

Re: Dictated

[babyaliendaddy]

She sure does talk big, but does she have the balls to back that up?

Re: Dictated

[putuporshutup]

Well I can try to track yours down, since they seem to be missing.

Re: Dictated

[babyaliendaddy]

Hey, those are exactly where they need to be,

Re: Dictated

[putuporshutup]

Could have fooled me.

Re: Dictated

[babyaliendaddy]

Do I need to bring proof?

Re: Dictated

[putuporshutup]

Is that a threat or a promise?

Re: Dictated

[babyaliendaddy]

Columns A through B.

Re: Dictated

[putuporshutup]

Well Tucker, you know what I say. Put up or shut up.

Re: Dictated

[babyaliendaddy]

All right, Masters, what's the wager?

Re: Dictated

[putuporshutup]

On the match, or on the whereabouts of your balls?

Re: Dictated

[babyaliendaddy]

Well for my balls, I welcome you to inspect the content of my pants. On the match ... well ...

Re: Dictated

[putuporshutup]

Nice try, Tucker, but no dice.

Re: Dictated

[babyaliendaddy]

Damn. So close, and yet, so far.