[Two - Swish Foosh Foosh]

[babyaliendaddy]

I only got one thing to say, Hogwarts.

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVENCLAW!

[There is the sound of a throat clearing.]

Will now proceed to kick the shit out of Slytherin. That is all.

[Yeah, okay, he might be getting into this whole Hogwarts thing.]

All the cool kids will report to a celebratory party afterwards, hosted be me, Tucker, Ravenclaw 6th year. Be there, or be not cool.

Comments

I-I can't help it. ;;

[wagers]

What are you going to do, throw a "You Tried" party?

Re: I-I can't help it. ;;

[babyaliendaddy]

Nah, more like a ... 'We're awesome regardless, but isn't it nice that we completely obliterated the Slytherins?' kinda party. 'Cuz that's how I roll.

[wagers]

Heh. Whatever makes you happy!

[cyan_maid]

Hoo hoo! Now that's some house spirit I can get behind!!!

[babyaliendaddy]

You know I know what's up.

[cyan_maid]

I certainly do! Are you going to need any help with the party things? Snacks, decor?

Dictated

[putuporshutup]

Oh stop it Tucker, you're just embarrassing yourself.

Dictated

[babyaliendaddy]

Is it embarrassing, or is it just the smugness to know my team is gonna trounce all over yours? [Yeah, he's grinning now.]

Re: Dictated

[putuporshutup]

In what universe? It's not even a contest. I'm actually not even sure why they're bothering with the formality of the game, everyone knows Slytherin is going to wipe the pitch with bird feathers.

[written forever]

[thraxios]

Language, Mr. Tucker.

[But he's not about to take points from his house for such a small infraction. Especially not when the reason for it is understandable.]

Re: [written forever]

[babyaliendaddy]

[Whoops. The Agen - er - Professor is here.]

Ah, sorry Prof. No worries, I'll keep it PG for the kiddies from now on.

[thraxios]

That would be appreciated.

Nevertheless, I share your sentiment. This is the finest team Ravenclaw has had in several years.

Voice

[hasmommyissues]

[He gives a very put upon sigh.]

Have you quite finished being such a dufus?

/threadjack voice

[little_shit]

I think that's impossible since he's always a dufus.

voice

[hasmommyissues]

So true so true.

If this is the best Ravenclaw has to offer then it's going to take all the fun out of the competition.

dictated]

[somanylyrics]

WE'RE GONNA SMASH THEM AND CRUSH THEM!

I'll totally be there, because I'm already cool.

[hey man, have your sixth year chaser]

Re: dictated]

[babyaliendaddy]

INTO THE GROUND.

Damned right you are.

[What's up Chaser!]

[originalcopy]

Pfft. Booo... you suck!

[babyaliendaddy]

You are seriously the worst ghost ever. I was not even scared by that.

[i_got_this]

Wake up, nincompoop, you're dreaming. [Obviously]

[babyaliendaddy]

Did you get that insult from your grandmother? Because no one says nincompoop except ladies with blue hair. And I don't mean the fun kind.

[youfallback]

Ravenclaw doesn't have a chance.

[babyaliendaddy]

You say this like you guys are all smoke and mirrors. Your level of bullshit is some kind of amazing.

Ignore the age of the icon. She's a sixth year. Too lazy to go hunting age appropriate.

[lonenoble]

And here I thought Ravenclaws were supposed to be smart, not delusional.

Between thinking Ravenclaw is going to win and thinking you're actually one of the cool kids...

Re: Ignore the age of the icon. She's a sixth year. Too lazy to go hunting age appropriate.

[babyaliendaddy]

Ravenclaws are also supposed to be wise - and I'm wise enough to know you guys talk more trash then you show substance.

And PS, I am one of the cool kids. The fact that you don't know that? Makes you sadly un-cool.