[Two - Swish Foosh Foosh]

[babyaliendaddy]

I only got one thing to say, Hogwarts.

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVENCLAW!

[There is the sound of a throat clearing.]

Will now proceed to kick the shit out of Slytherin. That is all.

[Yeah, okay, he might be getting into this whole Hogwarts thing.]

All the cool kids will report to a celebratory party afterwards, hosted be me, Tucker, Ravenclaw 6th year. Be there, or be not cool.

Comments

[originalcopy]

Oh whatever asshole. Go fly your broom into a wall.

[babyaliendaddy]

Yeah, see, and now I know you're just scrapping the bottom of the insult barrel.

[originalcopy]

No seriously, I get really bored here when you guys are gone for break... I could use the company.

[babyaliendaddy]

Am I going to commit idiotic suicide to keep company with the rudest asshole of a ghost I know ...

[originalcopy]

Oh come one, it'd be a laugh. [snerk]

[babyaliendaddy]

You have a strange idea what a laugh is, dude.

[originalcopy]

Hey I'm dead, good comedy is hard to come by.

[babyaliendaddy]

Comedy lives forever, my friend.

[originalcopy]

Hence we ghosts don't get much of it.

[babyaliendaddy]

Yeah, I'm seeing that now.

[originalcopy]

So yeah, my humor or lack there of aside... you're still going to loose.

Everyone knows that Slytherin cheats.

[babyaliendaddy]

Well, then if we lose it's because Slytherin cheats.

But not because they're better.

[originalcopy]

Oh I didn't say Slytherin was better. They suck even harder than you guys do.

[babyaliendaddy]

Leeeeeeeeeeeeeet me guess, you support a completely different team.

[originalcopy]

Hey, maybe you are a Ravenclaw after all. [snerk]

[babyaliendaddy]

Pre-tty smug for a dead guy who probably died in a stupid team - er House accident.

[originalcopy]

Oh shut up... I don't want to talk about it.

[it was a class room accident, stupid first year students.]

[babyaliendaddy]

Yeah, that's what I thought.

[He's not smirking. Not at all. Church can't seem to escape his fate no matter where he is.]