[Two - Swish Foosh Foosh]

[babyaliendaddy]

I only got one thing to say, Hogwarts.

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVENCLAW!

[There is the sound of a throat clearing.]

Will now proceed to kick the shit out of Slytherin. That is all.

[Yeah, okay, he might be getting into this whole Hogwarts thing.]

All the cool kids will report to a celebratory party afterwards, hosted be me, Tucker, Ravenclaw 6th year. Be there, or be not cool.

Comments

[youfallback]

No one ever gets hurt. [As if that's supposed to make everything better.]

[babyaliendaddy]

And that's your selling point for your way to win. You guys are fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucked in the head.

[youfallback]

[Carolina snorts.] At least we can play Quidditch.

[babyaliendaddy]

No you can't! You cheat! Cheating is not playing. Cheating is cheating. Call your fucking cigar what it is.

[youfallback]

We are playing. Just because you aren't any good at it doesn't mean we're cheating.

[babyaliendaddy]

Uh, excuse me, we're great. Says so on the many times we've won the Cup.

[youfallback]

I didn't know "0" qualified for "many."

[babyaliendaddy]

I now officially call Bullshit.

[youfallback]

Ravenclaw is going to bomb. Deal with it.

[babyaliendaddy]

It may bomb, but dude, you can't say we've never won.