nineteen

[i_got_this]

Hey, Freelancers! Church. Spartan what's-your-face you can help out too.

Who started the insurrection and had the highest body count? Because I know it wasn't the UNSC.

[Someone's still feeling spikey after her conversation with Gale. Yes it's open for everyone to see. Feel free to threadjack!]

Comments

[babyaliendaddy]

[Ohhhh boy. Well, if he had no chance with her before, he probably wouldn't now]

Yeah, didn't Church tell you that story? I found this kickass sword, that made me this big alien hero, and ... then that alien impregnated me with the Hope of the Alien race. Against my will, of course, but hey, I don't blame Junior for that.

[i_got_this]

[She's just quiet for the longest time because, really? He expects her to believe that?]

Bullshit.

[babyaliendaddy]

True story, sister. You can ask Church or Tex.

Besides, why the hell would I lie about something like that?

[i_got_this]

I dunno, maybe you just want attention? [Kind of like you making this entry in the first place, South?M]

[babyaliendaddy]

...what kinda attention do you think I would want to get by saying I got impregnated by an alien? Seriously, that's just fucking dumb.

[i_got_this]

Hey it didn't make much sense to me either. But it's not like anyone's ever told me they've had alien babies before so excuse me.

[babyaliendaddy]

Hey don't get bitch with me. You're the one who just called me a liar.

[i_got_this]

I'm bitchy with everyone. Get used to it.

[babyaliendaddy]

I have no problem with bitchy, just don't call me a liar. I only lie about my phone number and whether or not I'm gonna call the next day.

[i_got_this]

Well at least you're honest. [Yeah she's being sarcastic.]

So okay, fine, tell me more about the desert.

[babyaliendaddy]

Eh, I'm honest when I want to be.

What do you want to know? There was sand and blood and shooting.

[i_got_this]

More about the Innies.

See, I got this friend who seems to think they're like, misunderstood or something.

[babyaliendaddy]

Well, they sure were interested in working with the aliens until it wasn't working for them anymore.

What? Does he think they were out to ... I don't know, protect the rights of all or some bullshit like that?

Threadjack for lols

[originalcopy]

Oh shit, I never told you that story did I?

Yeah, Tucker actually did get knocked up by an alien...

Re: Threadjack for lols

[i_got_this]

No. You didn't. Thanks for the heads up. This happen with all of them or just this guy?

[originalcopy]

Oh, Tucker was the only one 'special' enough for the alien to make with the pillow talk.

[i_got_this]

Wow. Let me pencil him into my little black book right now.

[Saaarcasm.]

South

[originalcopy]

[snicker]

Hey, that alien thought he was good enough to honk...

Churh

[i_got_this]

Yeah but who knows, they probably have an entire different list of criteria for what makes someone fuckable. Maybe it liked him because he smelled bad? Doe he stink?

South

[originalcopy]

Oh it was totally into his sword...

[a pause, because even though this is filtered, Tucker has an uncanny innuendo sense and he almost expects a 'bow chicka' any second.]

Church

[i_got_this]

[Yeah South's just falling silent there for a moment.]

Wow. That was subtle.

[babyaliendaddy]

Dude, I don't know how many times I've got to tell you, Not Consensual.

[originalcopy]

[Sorry, he's never not going to give you shit about it. He also won't just let other people give you shit about it either so, there's that.]

Hey, I'm not saying you were making any advances.

[babyaliendaddy]

Dude, I was not making advances to something I don't even know the gender of, and who's primary conversation is 'Hronk Hronk.'

[originalcopy]

Man, I said I wasn't saying you did.

Still, you never know what those things consider an 'advance'...