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[pompous_today]

I will keep this short for anybody who runs into me- yes, I am aware that the hat looks ridiculous. If I could get rid of it, I would. I'd like to just forget it is there, truthfully.

[Temp loss time! Simon has the infamous Jayne hat stuck to his head. And a stylish fake goatee, ooh la la.]

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The hero of Canton, the man they call Jayne! - Action

[the_effect_she_has]

[Well that just calls for Katniss to do a run by visit to the clinic, now doesn't it? So she makes the run into town, skidding around the halls just to find Simon and ...]

[Yeah, she bursts into laughter.]

[pompous_today]

[Simon hears the approach of a person, then turns just in time to hear the familiar laughter and sighs.]

... I suppose I was kind of asking for people to come look, wasn't I?

[the_effect_she_has]

Just a little. [She grinned, leaning against the door frame.] Well, the goatee works, but the hat is just a disaster.

[pompous_today]

[Simon sighs and adjusts it, as it keeps slipping over his eyes. Funny, he thought, how he could do that, but not remove it.]

Tell me about it. It belonged to one of my crewmates back home; his mother knitted it for him.

[the_effect_she_has]

[She covered her mouth with her hand, trying not to laugh. Her eyes completely fail in the attempt.]

He ... must really, really love her.

[pompous_today]

[Simon rolls his eyes in reply.]

He does, actually. He wore it with pride. As one of my friends said, "if a man walks down the street in that hat, you know he's not afraid of anything".

[the_effect_she_has]

Then you too, should walk down the street with pride.

[She coughed out a laugh.] Just ... not in anything else orange. People might think you're trying to dress up as a pumpkin.

dictated (for now?)

[freeslider]

...can I see?

dictated <3

[pompous_today]

I am sure it will happen eventually, so feel free.

[freeslider]

It's probably best to get that kind of thing over with really quick. Like getting a bad haircut.

Where can I find you?

[pompous_today]

The castle clinic. Look for the man in the goofy hat with a false goatee.

[freeslider]

[She laughs] Alright. Be there in a few.

[And true to her word, not long after, Wade is strolling into the clinic, her eyes casting around for Simon]

[pompous_today]

[And at the front desk is a well-dressed man... well-dressed, of course, except for the red, orange and yellow hat that keeps slipping over his eyes.]

dictated;

[rightchoices]

You're having problems with.. a hat?

[pompous_today]

Yes. I can't remove it. ... and it's incredibly gaudy-looking.

[rightchoices]

Starting to think this castle has a seriously shitty sense of humor.

[pompous_today]

Tell me about it. This particular hat belonged to a person I did not particularly get along with back home.

[rightchoices]

[ .. huh. ]

What kind of hat is it?

[ Curiosity is.. unfortunately getting the better of him. ]

[pompous_today]

It is yellow and orange with red ear flaps. ... and a pompom on top.

[bro_codebreaker]

Pics or it didn't happen, bro.

[pompous_today]

Pardon?

[bro_codebreaker]

The ridiculous hat. If you don't have a picture of it, I don't believe you.

[pompous_today]

You could just come to the clinic and see for yourself.

[bro_codebreaker]

The clinic? ... Yeah, sure, why not. Second floor, right?

[pompous_today]

Yes. [Because he may as well get it over with.]