063 Red Letters (backdated to yesterday the 20th

[eat_me_beat_me]

[Mark Hunter's friends]

Hey guys. It's Mark's birthday today. I'm cool if everyone wants a party but I think it would be hilarious if everyone gave him stupid shit - like a box filled with nothing but packing peanuts. Hell, fill our room with balloons I don't give a shit [she cackles with laughter] Get creative

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[everyone ELSE in the castle... except Mark]

It's Mark's birthday today. You know, the guy who does the weekly broadcasts around here. If any of you care and wanna do something do something crazy. Like blow up the microwave or fuck with the elevator. Something that'll shake things up in Castle Wonderfuck. Hallmark Cards are for lazy uncreative people. [she laughs].

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[Mark/room filter]

[with a GRIN] Don't think I forgot what day it is today.

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Comments

First filter forever

[eat_me_beat_me]

Hell yeah! He's whining pretty hard about getting "old" so I figure the more people who give him ridiculous shit to cheer him up the better.

[indirectcause]

Old? [Paaause] He's not one of those guys who's secretly thousands of years old and has been holding out on me, is he?

[eat_me_beat_me]

[A snort]

Nope. He's 19 same as me. He's just being a big baby about it.

[indirectcause]

Jesus, what a pussy. It's not like he ages here, anyway.

[eat_me_beat_me]

[she cracks up]

I know, right? But I have the best plan to get him to stop pouting.

[indirectcause]

Oh? What's the plan?

[eat_me_beat_me]

I painted up someone's car to look like a boombox. We're gonna take it for a joyride tonight.

[indirectcause]

Wow, and they just let you do that?

[eat_me_beat_me]

Weeeeeeell I didn't say that let me do it.

[indirectcause]

...

On a scale of one to completely fucked, how much trouble are you in?

[eat_me_beat_me]

Well it's not like he knows yet.

[she pauses]

Have you met Crowley?

[indirectcause]

Yet.

No, sorry, I haven't.

[eat_me_beat_me]

He's a demon. Specifically the Serpent of Eden. He's a pretty cool guy once you get to know him, though.

[indirectcause]

...

Wait what?

Like the actual...ore crafty and any of the animals Serpent of Eden?

[eat_me_beat_me]

Tempted Eve with the apple and everything.

[indirectcause]

Wow I-

I'm not sure how to deal with that.

[eat_me_beat_me]

[She shrugs]

He's a pretty cool guy, actually. He's the one who keeps putting all the weird games and shit all over CastleNet.

[indirectcause]

Huh. I thought he'd be more interested in tempting people.