063 Red Letters (backdated to yesterday the 20th

[eat_me_beat_me]

[Mark Hunter's friends]

Hey guys. It's Mark's birthday today. I'm cool if everyone wants a party but I think it would be hilarious if everyone gave him stupid shit - like a box filled with nothing but packing peanuts. Hell, fill our room with balloons I don't give a shit [she cackles with laughter] Get creative

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[everyone ELSE in the castle... except Mark]

It's Mark's birthday today. You know, the guy who does the weekly broadcasts around here. If any of you care and wanna do something do something crazy. Like blow up the microwave or fuck with the elevator. Something that'll shake things up in Castle Wonderfuck. Hallmark Cards are for lazy uncreative people. [she laughs].

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[Mark/room filter]

[with a GRIN] Don't think I forgot what day it is today.

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Comments

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[courageous_wit]

Do you know if he bought anything at Zonko's while we were at Hogwarts?

Room Filter

[hard_talker]

[SOMEONE is flopped in bed still, his face buried in his pillow with Nora's own firmly clamped over his head. the following is muffled and only vaguely audible, but still pretty crabby sounding]

But I don' WANNA be nineteen.

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[sugarwaffo]

[A birthday?! That gets Sugar's attention fast. (Though she still doesn't understand half of Nora's words.)]

Something crazy?

[What could she do that was crazy?]

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[wilder]

His birthday huh? I'll have to try to think of something...

Are we setting another cake on fire for it?

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[indirectcause]

[Creative? Oh god that's asking a lot. But he will try. For the sake of his bro, he will TRY]

Sure. I'll see what I can do.

[It'll probably end up being a plastic cup attached to a coat hanger]

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[mal_addict]

Okay, but bear in mind you've just given me explicit permission to do something really weird for him.

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[pint_sized_carnivore]

Ooh, it's his birthday? I'll think of something to give him asap!

First Filter; Dictated

[cyan_maid]

Something crazy, hmm?

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[the_effect_she_has]

....Huh.

[She thinks about this.]

How about a baby bunny with a ribbon?

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[babyaliendaddy]

Okay, how old is he?

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[originalcopy]

One order of green jello and a Popsicle stick craft kit on it's way. Let the old man bitch in style.

[in a box wrapped entirely in several layers of duct tape.]

[silentrunning]

[Chell giggles, reading that filter, and filters back.]

OH man. I am going to have SO much FUN! I was so bored! Thank you, Nora!

[toobravehearted]

Mark's birthday, that's excellent Nora. Why specifically nonsense things as gifts? I do have just the thing in mind, though.