063 Red Letters (backdated to yesterday the 20th

[eat_me_beat_me]

[Mark Hunter's friends]

Hey guys. It's Mark's birthday today. I'm cool if everyone wants a party but I think it would be hilarious if everyone gave him stupid shit - like a box filled with nothing but packing peanuts. Hell, fill our room with balloons I don't give a shit [she cackles with laughter] Get creative

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[everyone ELSE in the castle... except Mark]

It's Mark's birthday today. You know, the guy who does the weekly broadcasts around here. If any of you care and wanna do something do something crazy. Like blow up the microwave or fuck with the elevator. Something that'll shake things up in Castle Wonderfuck. Hallmark Cards are for lazy uncreative people. [she laughs].

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[Mark/room filter]

[with a GRIN] Don't think I forgot what day it is today.

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Comments

(Aw yeah nice)

[cyan_maid]

[Almost as big as the door! But the real present is about as big as a hat box, a squat basket of gags and pranks very nicely wrapped. It should be enjoyable once it's out of all those boxes.]

[eat_me_beat_me]

[Hahaha that'll be a beautiful box for them to come back to.]

[cyan_maid]

[It couldn't be from anyone else than Jane, really, the wrapping paper is covered in mustaches.]