Quest 1: A Wild Dwarf Appears! [Dictated/Action][Open to all - let me know if I messed up!!]

[fuckelves]

[Where is he? Why is there a book in his hand?]

...from the make of this place, I'd say this is Elf sorcery...

[To appease his curiosity, Thorin opens the book and finds not only his name, but the words he spoke not seconds ago written inside.]

...definitely Elf devilry.

[He tilts a brow and observes his surroundings - seems to be a lobby of some sort. Dwarves don't typically live in castles, so he knows this is not the work of his kind - and his kind would never demand the sacrifice that this castle did.]

Where in Mahal's beard am I?

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[fuckelves]

[Thorin rolls his eyes; it's like the time he tried explaining to young Fili and Kili how thunder works.]

If you're so certain that Elves were not the cause, then who is the cause, boy?

[gravedigs]

[ Isaac opens his mouth. And closes it. And opens it again. Okay, so Thorin has him there. ]

... Okay, I don't know, but why the Hell would Elves kidnap a bunch of random people and give them a castle?

[fuckelves]

Because they are useless, idle creatures who fancy plucking a man out of his element just to inconvenience him for their amusement.

[Believe it or not, these are tame words for Thorin. His words aren't really true, but to his mind they are.]

My point is this lad: If you don't know the cause of something, you can rule no possibilities out.