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Thorin II Oakenshield ([personal profile] fuckelves) wrote in [community profile] paradisa2013-08-29 05:14 pm
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Quest 1: A Wild Dwarf Appears! [Dictated/Action][Open to all - let me know if I messed up!!]

[Where is he? Why is there a book in his hand?]

...from the make of this place, I'd say this is Elf sorcery...

[To appease his curiosity, Thorin opens the book and finds not only his name, but the words he spoke not seconds ago written inside.]

...definitely Elf devilry.

[He tilts a brow and observes his surroundings - seems to be a lobby of some sort. Dwarves don't typically live in castles, so he knows this is not the work of his kind - and his kind would never demand the sacrifice that this castle did.]

Where in Mahal's beard am I?

[personal profile] unexpected_adventures 2013-08-29 09:29 pm (UTC)(link)
[Thorin! Bilbo wasn't expecting to see you, so this is a surprise for the young hobbit indeed.]

I wasn't expecting to see you here, Thorin. You are inside Cair Paradisa. Or Paradisa castle as some call it. Don't ask how we came to be here because I don't know myself. We could meet up if you'd like? [He missed the dwarf greatly.]

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[personal profile] lightbranded 2013-08-29 09:45 pm (UTC)(link)
This is not the work of elves. [Will was rather puzzled over this post.]

Rather, this is the work of a different magic entirely. This is the castle Paradisa.

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inafadingcrown: (Gently are you revenged)

action because I want to make this as uncomfortable as possible

[personal profile] inafadingcrown 2013-08-29 10:04 pm (UTC)(link)
[And it's just Thorin's luck that a very tall Elven woman happens to be passing through the lobby at that moment.

And, well- this is a sight. It's been a long time since she's seen a dwarf at all and the mention of Mahal confirms that this is a dwarf of her world. Interesting.]


Alas, you think too much of us, Master Dwarf. This is magic beyond the ken of the Elves.
Edited 2013-08-29 22:16 (UTC)

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courageous_wit: (Serious)

[personal profile] courageous_wit 2013-08-29 10:22 pm (UTC)(link)
This is not the work of elves. [oh she's not going to like you, is she?]

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[personal profile] heal_theworld 2013-08-29 10:58 pm (UTC)(link)
[Martel just...squints so much at this. Elf devilry? She feels vaguely insulted as she was a half-elf and wasn't entirely sure if that statement included her. Though she's not really because the elves in her world are actually dicks.]

I'm not sure about your world, but in mine I'm sure that elves can't do this.

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hahaha I am so late ;;

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wizard_redfive: (Neutral)

[personal profile] wizard_redfive 2013-08-30 02:38 am (UTC)(link)
It's not an Elf's doing.

This land is called Paradisa. You were brought here by the magic in this place.

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dog_eat_dog: <user name=funguy> (Default)

[personal profile] dog_eat_dog 2013-08-30 05:26 am (UTC)(link)
Elves?

[You gotta be shitting her. Elves. Elves.]

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sworn: art by <user name="avali" site="tumblr.com"> (pic#5583466)

[personal profile] sworn 2013-08-30 05:33 am (UTC)(link)
[Excuse you Mr. New Dwarf.]

Elf devilry? Come now.

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putuporshutup: (Seriously)

Dictated

[personal profile] putuporshutup 2013-08-30 05:47 am (UTC)(link)
[Meg snorts.]

More like a twisted, self-aware castle that likes nothing better than to screw with everyone's existence. Welcome.

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gravedigs: (pic#6534362)

[personal profile] gravedigs 2013-08-30 07:17 am (UTC)(link)
[ Isaac is in the lobby as well; sometimes his room just starts feeling too small and he has to go somewhere with more open space. Like the lobby.

Plus the people watching around here is insane. He looks up from playing Candy Crush on his cellphone to squint at the exceptionally hairy short man.
]

Alright, two questions: who is Mahal, and is his beard really big enough to house castles?

Because damn.

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aphoenixsong: (♌ how?)

[Dictated]

[personal profile] aphoenixsong 2013-08-31 05:38 am (UTC)(link)
You are familiar with Elven Magic? [He is most interested in that!] You are in a tower crafted for the sole purpose of housing those from different worlds. I believe you are in for a long stay if my calculations are correct.
bronwe: (* / sneak)

[personal profile] bronwe 2013-09-01 02:13 pm (UTC)(link)
[ He knows Mahal, Aulë, Óli and recognizes the reference though he can't place the name. Not Gimli. The dwarf would never again insult the Eldar thus after he had met the Lady Galadriel. ]

You mustn't blame it on the elves.

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wishmadeinfire: (Some Serious Shit Here)

I am late, shhhh

[personal profile] wishmadeinfire 2013-09-04 02:37 am (UTC)(link)
[ He thinks he has come rather late to this conversation, but it was hard to ignore 'elf devilry'. Particularly since a) he was often thought to be an elf though he was not, and b) Galadriel was a close friend of his and he was sensitive to anything untoward being said of her. ]

I assure you, this is no elf devilry, as you put it. This is all the Castle's doing, the very stone you see around you.

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