Quest 1: A Wild Dwarf Appears! [Dictated/Action][Open to all - let me know if I messed up!!]

[fuckelves]

[Where is he? Why is there a book in his hand?]

...from the make of this place, I'd say this is Elf sorcery...

[To appease his curiosity, Thorin opens the book and finds not only his name, but the words he spoke not seconds ago written inside.]

...definitely Elf devilry.

[He tilts a brow and observes his surroundings - seems to be a lobby of some sort. Dwarves don't typically live in castles, so he knows this is not the work of his kind - and his kind would never demand the sacrifice that this castle did.]

Where in Mahal's beard am I?

Comments

[putuporshutup]

Yeah. Just wish for it. I know it's weird, but it works.

[fuckelves]

[Thorin stares in disbelief.]

This...can this really be so?

[He's unaccustomed to having things just appear by wishing for them.]

Is there some incantation or magical rite that must be performed? Or does one simply think their desire?

[putuporshutup]

Nope, no special mojo from what I can tell. Just concentrate on what you want and it appears, as long as the castle is in a good mood, I'm sure.

[fuckelves]

[A thought suddenly occurs to him.]

How can I trust that the castle wouldn't poison the drink that I wished for?

[putuporshutup]

I can only speak from personal experience, it hasn't done that to me - but in general, don't ever trust the castle. The free food and drink thing seems to be pretty harmless from what I can tell, though. We all pay enough in other ways.

[fuckelves]

All the same, I think I shall wait on the ale until I get a better feel for this place.

And what do you mean, 'pay in other ways'?

[Does she mean that everyone paid a price to be here, as he did?]

[putuporshutup]

[That's exactly what she means.]

Probably not a bad idea.

And yeah, when you arrive here, most everyone seems to have something important taken from them from what I've heard from the others. I... I haven't personally figured out what it was for me, yet, but I'm sure it's going to be... incredibly annoying.

[fuckelves]

[He gets very tense suddenly. Thorin crosses his arms before his chest and heaves a sigh.]

I know precisely what it took from me...and I promise you, 'incredibly annoying' doesn't even begin to scratch the surface.