Quest 1: A Wild Dwarf Appears! [Dictated/Action][Open to all - let me know if I messed up!!]

[fuckelves]

[Where is he? Why is there a book in his hand?]

...from the make of this place, I'd say this is Elf sorcery...

[To appease his curiosity, Thorin opens the book and finds not only his name, but the words he spoke not seconds ago written inside.]

...definitely Elf devilry.

[He tilts a brow and observes his surroundings - seems to be a lobby of some sort. Dwarves don't typically live in castles, so he knows this is not the work of his kind - and his kind would never demand the sacrifice that this castle did.]

Where in Mahal's beard am I?

Comments

[sworn]

[She can understand that, she really can. Horde, anyone? But they aren't talking about a mutual hatred for orcs, so it's not the same. Definitely not the same. This is personal. Sort of. It's the principle of the matter.]

I cannot speak for the matters of your world as I do not know them, that much I can admit. However, if you intend to bring your hatred for the elves of your land into this world and apply them to any elf you encounter, we will have a problem.

[fuckelves]

[She hates Orcs? There should be an excuse to somehow bring them up...let's trigger Thorin's post-traumatic stress disorder, shall we?!]

...there are multiple Elves then?

[He's not sure how he feels about this.]

Bah...regardless, if they do not cause problems for me, I won't cause problems for them.

[....but your abrasive personality is bound to cause issues, Thorin!]

[sworn]

See to it that it doesn't. We are not your enemies, nor do we have any intention of becoming enemies.

[Unless that attitude keeps up, buddy.]

[fuckelves]

Do not mistake my passivity for being weak, Elf. I will not be ordered about that way!

I am King Under the Mountain, after all! I take orders from no one, certainly no Elf.