Anthony J. Crowley (
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paradisa2013-09-02 10:22 pm
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The year 248 was a leap year
So, while that lot are doing their thing, I thought I would take it upon myself to entertain the castle. I know, it's such a heroic sacrifice on my part, one that doesn't require rushing headlong into obvious danger like a suicidal lemming.
[There's some tapping of computer keys] For those of us with access to it, if you'd like to upload CastleNet, you'll find some new games to entertain your tiny attention spans. Have fun. Let me know which one you hate the most.
Oh, and whoever is was who decided to make the Bentley look like a fucking boombox? I'l going to find you and break every single finger in a hand of your choosing. Use this time to deeply consider which hand you'd like to be maimed.
[On CastleNet, there are indeed new games. The Useless CastleNet - a page which leads to even more pointless pages, which Crowley has carefully added. Circle the Cat - a game wherein you need to...circle a cat. And the dreaded, hated Cookie Clicker]
[There's some tapping of computer keys] For those of us with access to it, if you'd like to upload CastleNet, you'll find some new games to entertain your tiny attention spans. Have fun. Let me know which one you hate the most.
Oh, and whoever is was who decided to make the Bentley look like a fucking boombox? I'l going to find you and break every single finger in a hand of your choosing. Use this time to deeply consider which hand you'd like to be maimed.
[On CastleNet, there are indeed new games. The Useless CastleNet - a page which leads to even more pointless pages, which Crowley has carefully added. Circle the Cat - a game wherein you need to...circle a cat. And the dreaded, hated Cookie Clicker]

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... oh, hey, grandmas.
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If you like, you can pretend some of them are cougars.
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And besides, the usual age cap for a cougar is about 56. 60 if she's really, really, really working it.
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You're such a hero, Crowley. [She smirks] But, hey, a boombox? That's a new one. Don't people usually just crash it or something?
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Or bedazzle it, yeah. It's still not acceptable.
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I gather there are quite a few people away from this place. Could you tell me a little more about what they're doing out there?
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They're running into possible danger to save people who largely hate us.
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Well now aren't they brave. And why would anyone hate us? I mean I haven't been here long but as far as I gather none of us are here by choice.
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Nah, it's all pretty simple stuff I stole from humanity back home.
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You know like Pong or pac-man?
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God the eighties were great for games...I used to love that little yellow dot eating bastard.
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forever!
And if you really want porn, find someone who'll be willing to be filmed while doing the dirty and porn you shall have.
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Re: forever!
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You're an evil sonofabitch...
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[Click click...]
Oh my gosh, this cat...
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What type of games?
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