The year 248 was a leap year

[onlyanapple]

So, while that lot are doing their thing, I thought I would take it upon myself to entertain the castle. I know, it's such a heroic sacrifice on my part, one that doesn't require rushing headlong into obvious danger like a suicidal lemming.

[There's some tapping of computer keys] For those of us with access to it, if you'd like to upload CastleNet, you'll find some new games to entertain your tiny attention spans. Have fun. Let me know which one you hate the most.

Oh, and whoever is was who decided to make the Bentley look like a fucking boombox? I'l going to find you and break every single finger in a hand of your choosing. Use this time to deeply consider which hand you'd like to be maimed.

[On CastleNet, there are indeed new games. The Useless CastleNet - a page which leads to even more pointless pages, which Crowley has carefully added. Circle the Cat - a game wherein you need to...circle a cat. And the dreaded, hated Cookie Clicker]

Comments

[freeslider]

What happens if you have to move?

[onlyanapple]

I have a little wagon to pull along.

[freeslider]

[A giggle]

That sounds adorable.

[onlyanapple]

It's not adorable, it's practical. I don't do adorable.

[freeslider]

And yet you post adorable games on the internet.

[onlyanapple]

They aren't adorable, either. They're designed to addict and annoy.

[freeslider]

Adorable things can be pretty addicting.

[Speaking of which...'click click']

[onlyanapple]

That they can. Well, I can live with adorable in that connotation.

[freeslider]

[A chuckle]

So, what, are you some kind of computer programmer?

[onlyanapple]

On occasion, but not really, the codes are already there, if you have the ability to manipulate them.

[freeslider]

That's awfully mystical.

[onlyanapple]

I'm an awfully mystical sort of being.

[freeslider]

Yeah? You and half the people in this castle, it seems like.

[onlyanapple]

I'm a very special sort. A one of a kind.

[freeslider]

How can you be so sure?

[onlyanapple]

Through extensive and careful research.

[freeslider]

I think that's called stalking.

[onlyanapple]

Only if you do it secretly.

[freeslider]

So, what, do you just follow people around with a clipboard?

[onlyanapple]

Why would I need a clipboard when I have a magical journal to record everything I need?

[freeslider]

Because clipboards look official.

[onlyanapple]

Oh no, I don't want to look that official.

[freeslider]

Wouldn't want people to think you're respectable?

[onlyanapple]

Why would I want that?

[freeslider]

I don't know. It matters to some people. Helps you to get a job. That kind of thing.