Trial 16: The Meat Fueled Rage Machine - Loss Start [Action/Dictated]

[pint_sized_carnivore]

[There was shuffling in the background and the sound of metallic boots making contact with the wooden floor. A minute later you could hear a door knob rattling, and maybe some mechanized whirring along with the heavy footsteps. Suddenly, there is a large crashing sound. Her poor door got demolished again... Seriously, Chie stay away from doors.]

S-Sorry! Sorry!

Ugh god, I can't believe this! I've changed! My body is different! It turned me to a robot! 

[Dun dun duuuun!]

Geez! I hate this castle...

[For those fortunate enough not to her demolish her door again in the journal, Chie can be found in the kitchen, struggling to grab on to things with her robotic hands. Her height and body shape remained, but her joints are exposed, mainly her shoulders and her hips. Her eyes look like camera lenses, and there are some circuit-like creases all over her body. Every time she makes a move, her body generates quiet motorized whirring sounds. She's accompanied by a Samoyed puppy with a green collar, who was just tilting it's head as it watches her master break stuff in the kitchen]

Comments

Dictated

[whistles_the_blues]

[Okay. This is certainly interesting.]

You're a... Robot? You might want to be a bit more careful over there.

[For once, Blues isn't exactly sure what to think of this.]

[pint_sized_carnivore]

I'm trying! I can't control my hands. Or my whole body that well!

Arggh get get... over here!

[She's not referring to Blues, but to a spoon that keeps slipping from her fingers]

[whistles_the_blues]

Relax. Don't expect to get it right away.

[He certainly didn't get being a human in the first few minutes.]

[pint_sized_carnivore]

[Chie sighed]

Y-Yeah, I'm trying. It's just not easy when this is the 23rd mug I broke.

[whistles_the_blues]

[There's a bit of a sigh, he's not surprised at all.]

You can always just wish for more, or go out and buy more.

On the plus side you're not hurting yourself by breaking them.

[pint_sized_carnivore]

Yeah. I don't feel any pain now that I think of it... It's so weird. But-but, can you help me here? You might know something cuz y'know...

[whistles_the_blues]

[Huh. You know. It's not all that often that someone actually asks him for help. He usually just throws himself in there. So this is a bit of a surprise for him.]

Yeah, I can do that. You up in your room?

[pint_sized_carnivore]

I'm in the kitchen.

[whistles_the_blues]

I'll be there in a moment.

[Aaaaaaand it doesn't take him too long to get down to the kitchen. Just why exactly she's down there if she's a robot is a bit baffling to him. But hey, to each their own.]

Dictated

[princelyspirit]

Wait, you're a what?! What... what kind of robot are we talking here, exactly?

[Sounds incredulous, but hey, that's the PARADISA LIFE for you]

Dictated

[pint_sized_carnivore]

Uh, I don't know. My whole body just turned mechanical. I can't control my hands that well... I even broke my door. Again.

[princelyspirit]

So... a human sized robot. Not a giant robot, or some tiny little toy robot, or anything weird like that.

[Sighs]

Still... geeze, I can't imagine having to deal with anything that rough, and I was stuck as a witch for a week! [Then again, being a witch? Actually more awesome than it sounds, broom injuries aside] Is there anything you need a hand with?

[pint_sized_carnivore]

Other than getting my normal hands back? Because I broke 23 mugs just by holding them...

[princelyspirit]

Oof...

[Wincing on her end, when suddenly, she has an idea]

Hey! We've got wizards and soldiers and all sorts of people here, maybe there's a mechanic around somewhere who could help? Like... a robot mechanic, or something. It would be just like going to the doctor!

[In theory]

[pint_sized_carnivore]

There are? I don't know anyone who might be good with robots.

[princelyspirit]

I don't know, actually, it was just a thought. I was just remembering all those crazy cars people built over the summer for that Dead Zone race. Maybe one of those guys would know something?

[Okay, so cars and robots aren't the same, but hey, there's got to be a crazy tech genius around her somewhere]

[pint_sized_carnivore]

Better than nothing, I guess. Do you know who they are?

[originalcopy]

You got turned into... a robot?

[pint_sized_carnivore]

Yeah.

[She's too pissed to say more]

[originalcopy]

Wow that sucks. [both informative and helpful, thanks Church!]

What kind of a robot are you? Hopefully not something too lame.

[pint_sized_carnivore]

[She's so touched by the amount of sympathy you're giving, Church]

I still look pretty much like myself, just with a robot body. I'd still pass as myself, if not for my joints looking all mechanical.

[originalcopy]

Huh, that's lucky. You could have ended up looking like a rolling trashcan or a walking suit of armor or something.

[sorry Chie, sympathy isn't one of his strong suits.]

[pint_sized_carnivore]

Yeah, that's one thing I'm glad about.

[She didn't expect to feel a little better about her current predicament in the form of words from Church...]

I actually look kinda cool...

[originalcopy]

That's a good start anyway... do you have any kick ass abilities? Some robots are kind of boring but there was one here once that could turn into a car.

[pint_sized_carnivore]

Dunno. I still got my Persona, though.

And wow, a car? Must be one huge robot, or a tiny car.