Equius: Appear [Accidentily dictated/ Action]

[cant_breathe_no_heir]

[So, it's time for a new person to appear in the castle.

Well, a new Troll anyway.

A new face steps into the castle lobby, he's tall, rugged looking, and seems to be quite angry. Which is actually pretty normal for him.]

This is an inexcusable outrage.

Where the gosh dang heck am I?!

Who is in charge around here? I order you to show yourself at once and stand down.

...Unless you are of high bloodrank, in which I am simply suggesting that you stop.

...Nepeta, where are you...

[With not a single answer reaching his ears, Equius was left to rage quietly and go search the castle for answers. So, you're going to see an angry Troll walking through the castle inspecting doors, looking out windows, and generally being quite cross.]

((Ooc: Open for both journal and person.))

Comments

Dictated

[rogueofheart]

[When she hears the voice, she doesn't immediately believe it. After all, Paradisa's always been a place known best for playing tricks and toying with emotions. Why, after sending so many of her friends home these past weeks, would it suddenly do her this huge favor?

But the more of that familiar voice she hears, the less she's able to remain skeptical. If she gets hurt from this, it's her own fault, but she just wants to grab onto that small sliver of hope.

She pulls her journal close and speaks into it.]

Equius! Is it really you? Where are you?

Dictated

[cant_breathe_no_heir]

[At the sound of a familiar voice, an extremely welcome one at that, Equius looks around the lobby restlessly. He's unaware of the journal on his person.]

Nepeta? Is that you?

I appear to be trapped in some kind of noble establishment.

Dictated

[rogueofheart]

[It's really hard to contain her excitement. If Paradisa's playing a trick on her, it's a cruel one, but she won't give up. Not as long as there's a chance he's really standing alone somewhere in the castle.]

It's me! [Her voice is anxious and beginning to sound shaky.] I'm here! Just tell me what you see around you and I'll come find you.

[thebestseller]

Nobody here but us chickens. Buck buck buck.

[cant_breathe_no_heir]

Who said that?

[He whips around, scanning the hallway he was currently standing in.]

[thebestseller]

You should have a book somewhere on your person or somewhere nearby. Congratulations! You've discovered your magic journal.

Dictated forever

[mal_addict]

[Oh she recognises that voice]

Equius! It's been a while.

Um, you're in a magical kidnapping castle. Nepeta's around, I'm sure she'll explain it all to you.

[cant_breathe_no_heir]

So Nepeta is here. That is very good to know.

But... have we met?

[mal_addict]

Here and safe.

We have, but you won't remember it. This place is tricky like that. The name's Maladict.

[Dictated]

[animusangelus]

No idea. [If he was more helpful, he might strain himself.]

[Dictated]

[cant_breathe_no_heir]

To what are you referring to?

[Because that's not very helpful at all.]

[Dictated]

[animusangelus]

All of it. You're in a place called Paradisa. I have no idea what that means. And the castle is in charge, so you can't really speak to it.

[dream_reality]

[Sup, dude? There's actually a guy in the corner hanging upside down from the ceiling by one ankle. He was in the middle of eating a sandwich when the guy stormed in and started making demands. His face is pretty red, since he's been hanging around all week after all.

Lifting an eyebrow he smirks at the guy]

Nice horns.

[cant_breathe_no_heir]

[Equius stops and stares at the upside down man. He's suddenly overcome with memories of a certain juggalo that also got on his nerves.

His eyes go up to his horns, one broken the other fine. He's pretty sure he's just been insulted.]

...Thank you. What are you doing?

[dream_reality]

[It wasn't an insult. He's digging the horns, man. He shrugs slightly.]

Hanging upside down.

[delincuente]

[Alex is coming in from outside, dressed in a bathing suit after taking in some late-summer tanning weather. She lowers her sunglasses when she sees Equius, and lets out a cackle of a laugh.]

Oh man, another one! I thought we were running a little low on freaky grey kids.

[cant_breathe_no_heir]

Excuse me.

[Freaky grey kid? Really?]

I am a Troll. One of nobility, thank you very much.

[Would asking her to bow be too much. He's weighing the thought.]

[delincuente]

Chill, dude, I know all about trolls. I was best bros with one for, like, a year.

[Or at least she's pretty sure that's what she and Sollux were. He was actually nice to her.]

Wait, so are you like a prince or something?

[goingrogue]

u kno purrpeta???
ur not her meowrail r u????
the strong pony voidy guy????????!?
if u r ive herd SO much about u

[cant_breathe_no_heir]

D --> Uh
D --> That is correct, most of what you said
D --> I am Equius
D --> Nepeta is my moirail

[goingrogue]

yesssss my intuition is SPOT ON
i am da best
da best is me
i totes knew u had to be fellow void bro
im a void playa 2
clearly we r da totes besties
purrpeta told me so much bout u
we have lots in common other than voidin out 2
like popos
not that im a huge popo myself
but i totes got a friend that is all about da ponies
i bet u 2 would get along
i might even call u...........
wait 4 it
...
...
...
...
bronies ;)
ell em ah oh
get it
(spoiler: dirk is totes already a brony tho hell deny it)
shame hes not here tho
so i guess ur stuck with me
i will be ur stand in pony void friend
as long as u dont mind cats
tho im assuming u dont considering ur friends with purrpeta and all

[wagers]

[Not even going to try trolling. She's going to be direct!]

Equius! Finally!

[cant_breathe_no_heir]

[Aaaand he knows that voice.]

Vriska. Greetings.

Dictated

[cyan_maid]

[Hold on. This new and very frustrated voice just said the name of a friend! That's odd. Jane's got to investigate.]

Hello? Sir? Did I hear you correctly?

Dictated

[cant_breathe_no_heir]

That will depend.

On what it is that you heard.