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[ It's been a while since Jesse's showed up, propped up against a wall and jarring awake like someone's hit him. There's a lot of shock, a lot of wandering, he even lights himself a cigarette before he gets to the journal and seats himself on the floor, cross-legged, ash lightly sprinkling on the page. ]
The hell is this, they give- [ It starts cutting in and out as he flips the pages, opens and closes the book. ] -write my feelings in some damn- [ Close, open. ] -creep-ass-
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Oh, yeah, yeah, let's just not even tell the guy, let's just sit him in some damn fancy-shmancy fuckin' hotel and not even let him - Hah, not even tell what the hell's happening, that's great, let's not even let him pack or anythin', just kidnap him and throw him to the buzzards, yeah, yeah, let's pull some roadkill, old Western crap. [ With silk sheets and fancy furniture. Hmm. ]
Screw this, I'm checkin' the place out, bullshit, this is bullshit.
The hell is this, they give- [ It starts cutting in and out as he flips the pages, opens and closes the book. ] -write my feelings in some damn- [ Close, open. ] -creep-ass-
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Oh, yeah, yeah, let's just not even tell the guy, let's just sit him in some damn fancy-shmancy fuckin' hotel and not even let him - Hah, not even tell what the hell's happening, that's great, let's not even let him pack or anythin', just kidnap him and throw him to the buzzards, yeah, yeah, let's pull some roadkill, old Western crap. [ With silk sheets and fancy furniture. Hmm. ]
Screw this, I'm checkin' the place out, bullshit, this is bullshit.

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[ He answers before he kind of fully comprehends the situation because, wow, excuse you, talking book. There's a toe of a sneaker against the thing before he makes his response, slow and careful. ]
Hello?
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Oh, calm the fuck down. You want someone to come hold your hand?
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Sorry, yeah, next time I'll take some kidnappin' more lightly, I'll, uh, I'll sleep all sweetly on silk fuckin' sheets for a while instead'a figurin' everything out. Seriously?
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You have no idea.
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It's messed up, yo, how many people are even here?
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Uhh. Yeah, sorry about that.
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[ Why are there so many kids here, this is distressing. ]
Yeah, I got, like -- bad manners. Makes me shout all kinda stuff. Sorry, sorry, I'll cool it.
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dictated;
Find your way out yet?
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"Out," yeah, no, it doesn't feel like I'm gonna be makin' any escape any time soon. But did I get the ropes shown? Yeah, yeah, sorta.
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Dictated forever
Dictated since before time began!!
awww yeah
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Don't worry buddy, nobody kidnapped you. You'll be fine. It just takes some getting used to.
You're not wrong about it being total bullshit, though.
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Didn't get kidnapped. Uhhh, all right, so how's about the part where I get from Point A to Point B without my consent? That's fucked up, yo, I don't even get any say in it? Total kidnapping.
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All that anger just cannot be good for your blood pressure.
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Well, blood pressure this. [ He's probably flipping him off, but that's not exactly evident over the audio, is it? ] I was workin' all fine and dandy and then I got snatched outta thin air, apparently. I'm gonna be mad if I wanna be mad. I don't care.
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Welcome to Wonderfuck. The Castle would not dirty its floors with roadkill.
I suppose I should give its real name. This is Caer Paradisa, but some friends and I call it Castle Wonderfuck.
[She doesn't give her name.]
If you have questions, I'll try to answer them.
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Wonderfuck. That ain't even clever. More like Paradis-is-total-jack.
[ Because that's clever? ]
You're not talking like the rest of em.
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Hey, look at it this way. When you run outta smokes and you can just wish up some more.
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[ He sounds less snippy than earlier at least. Though the sarcasm's firmly there to stay. ]
Wishin's cool and all, like, someone showed me how t'do it? But, uh. Doesn't really keep me from bein' where I gotta be, man.
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oh wow LOOKIT THAT HTML I HAD so beautiful
nbd those small tags are a bitch yo
punches them into submission
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Well, she is dressed like the queen she's acting like, a crown made of ruby and gold surrounding the dark hair piled atop her head, her bodice and flowing skirts red and gold in time. Next to her, almost anyone might look like a beggar, but he is quite the special case, sitting on the floor looking like that. ]
May God bless and guide your poor, lost soul.
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[ For now, he's just kind of pausing a beat, and his head jerks a little as if he might pull away from her hand - what is she doing - but then his hand just kind of mindlessly accepts whatever it is she's giving him, money or something. The coins jangle in his hand and he looks down at them for a couple of long seconds, then back up at her with a confused sort of shift of his eyes. ] Um.
[ There's really only one thing to say in a situation like this. ] Thank you?
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Do you need help locating your room, dear guest?
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Well, the room ain't so much'a the problem, honestly. It's kinda the everything else.
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