005 | Dictated/Spam

[hellofist]

Halloween is... for candy and costumes, right? Scary movie marathons, haunted houses. [There's a short, thoughtful pause here.] Or haunted castles, I guess.

This is first Halloween, for me. Not really sure... how it works. What do you do, where you're from?

Will need a costume...

[For anyone who happens to be out on a walk today, Cass can be found sitting on the grass outside the castle with a rather large pumpkin, a set of plastic carving tools, and an electric carving knife that's been kind of tossed off to the side. Apparently, the castle decided to get cute with her when she asked for something to carve her pumpkin with.]

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[hellofist]

You mean window, right?

[whichwayyoulean]

[He'll smile softly] The classiest way to enter a building.

[hellofist]

Best way, at least. Much faster. You should try, sometime.

[whichwayyoulean]

I'm pretty sure that would end with me falling or ending up a tangled mess of limbs. Maybe both.

[hellofist]

You just need practice. Everyone falls... when they first start.

[whichwayyoulean]

Okay, but you have to promise to keep the laughing at a minimum when I inevitably fall over.

[hellofist]

Promise. Will only laugh... if nothing breaks.

[whichwayyoulean]

I can live with that, there's plenty of laughter opportunity for you, less chance of me being in real pain and being laughed at. It all works out nicely.

[hellofist]

Trust yourself more. How many broken bones... have you had, while here?

[She only knows of the one, after all.]

[whichwayyoulean]

Just the one. [A pause. He's thinking] Yeah, just the one. Yet.[Because let's not tempt fate]

[hellofist]

See? Give self more credit.

[whichwayyoulean]

Okay, Cass. I promise to try to work on that.

[hellofist]

Better try hard. Will be checking. Will give quiz and everything.

[whichwayyoulean]

Wow, a quiz. Man, I'd better start studying.

[hellofist]

Definitely should. Being cute won't save you.

[whichwayyoulean]

[Wow is he glad she can't see his massive blush here]

I didn't even know that was a possible card to play.

[hellofist]

[It's probably best she can't, she'd laugh cause it's cute and he'd probably take it the wrong way.]

Now you do. Should take advantage.

[whichwayyoulean]

[He would die]

Oh...I don't know if I could do that.

[hellofist]

No? How come?

[whichwayyoulean]

Iiiit's not really what I'm good at.

[hellofist]

Says who, exactly?

[whichwayyoulean]

Uh...me. Mostly.