Chapter Fifteen

[thebestseller]

I know Thanksgiving hasn't quite come and gone yet, but Christmas is less than a month away, friends.

How about we have an "ugly Christmas sweater" party some time next month? We could have a competition for whoever finds the most horrendous sweater, and have egg nog (both normal and spiked; we might have some children attending, after all) and cookies and leftover turkey sandwiches if it's close enough to Thanksgiving...

Of course, an ugly sweater would not be required to attend, but where's the fun in that?

Comments

[mal_addict]

I have no intention of even trying to celebrate Christmas, so a Christmas sweater is right on the list of Things I Never Need or Want.

[You people and your Earth holidays]

[thebestseller]

Touche. You could still party, though.

[mal_addict]

Hmmm, I suppose so. Though I refuse to be jolly.

dictated;

[freeslider]

Who decides what's ugly?

[dictated]

[saviourswan]

Ah.. [she says like she's still thinking, trying to decide] -- what the hell, yeah, count me in. [She's spent the majority of holidays in her life alone, but this year she's going to make sure to do something with Henry, and spending some time at a party wouldn't kill her.] Ugly sweaters and egg nog -- sounds like a hilarious combination. [Which she doesn't say sarcastically; it does sound entertaining.]

[thebestseller]

Fair enough. Sarcasm will more than suffice.

dictated;

[thebestseller]

... fair point. Maybe we could have a secret ballot. Or just say to heck with judging.

[dictated]

[thebestseller]

Sweet. And the egg nog drowns out the shame of wearing a sweater with gaudy decorations and puff balls and stuff in public.

dictated

[freeslider]

Secret ballot could work. Or if there's enough drinks, I guess we could figure out which one still looks ugly at the end of the night. But it is pretty subjective.

dictated

[thebestseller]

If we're all drunk enough, I'm sure it'll turn into which one is most hilarious. Hey- I kinda like that better.

[dictated]

[saviourswan]

Hey, whatever works, right? Enough egg nog and I might be convinced that the wearing of an ugly sweater with the tackiest designs seen on an article of clothing and out in public is the most shameful thing I've ever done.

[mal_addict]

Now sarcasm is something I can definitely do!

[thebestseller]

It will be a nice compliment to the jolliness.

[dictated]

[thebestseller]

Cheers. And even if not, hopefully you'll have a good time.

[mal_addict]

And everyone needs that in their festivities.

[sugarwaffo]

Ugly sweaters are part of Christmas?

[She doesn't remember Bunny mentioning that.]

dictated

[freeslider]

[Another laugh] Me too.

[thebestseller]

Well, for some people. Everyone has their own traditions.

dictated

[thebestseller]

Well, if the "judging ugliest" idea doesn't take off, we can always just have a laugh at each other.

[thebestseller]

Wouldn't be the same without it.

dictated

[freeslider]

Sounds like a good Christmas to me. Sign me up.

dictated

[thebestseller]

The more the merrier.

dictated

[freeslider]

That's my philosophy.

So, when are where? Or are you still working on that part?

dictated

[thebestseller]

Still working out the details. The last time I thought about planning a party, we were whisked someplace else, so I'm wondering if I should bother trying to set a date far in advance or just do it spur of the moment.

dictated

[freeslider]

Anything works for me. I can't say I've tried anything very ambitious here.