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Since I got here, there've been a lot of new holidays to learn about. I thought Easter was neat: going around finding hidden eggs and eating chocolate. And now this "Thanksgiving" thing I've heard about. So you eat a giant bird and be thankful for things?

I looked up what a turkey was in the library. They look really weird. Why eat them and not roast beast?

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I know, right? There's like...hardy any turkey to feed a lot of people. At least a roast beast can make an actual feast.

And do they eat Who hash? We should try bringing some just in case.

I don't think they do. Clearly, it's our solemn duty to bring it to the table.

Yeah, we will! It wouldn't be a real feast without it.

And we sure as heck can't have that, can we?

Nope! We'll bring all the good stuff.

Show them how to really chow down.

I doubt Earth or wherever has roast beast.

What kind of place doesn't have roast beast?

I think a better question would be what kind of place does.

You mean besides our home?

Mhmm. We are a one of a kind place, after all.

You can have more than one meat, as long as turkey's there, too.

Why is the turkey important?

It tastes good.

[ Despite Joshua's knowledge, he's still horrible about explaining things properly. Lack of caring... ]

That's the only reason?

The only one that matters to me.

I've never had turkey before, so I'm excited to see if it's really that good.

Depends on who cooks it... These ones aren't so bad.

Why not turkey in a roast beast? [ Whatever roast beast is. ]

The turkey is huge! How would it fit?

If a chicken can fit inside a turkey.

Oh, I know what that one is! So they can go inside turkeys? That's incredible.

Actually, the chicken goes into the duck then the duck goes into the turkey.

Three different birds? Wow.

It's real gross.

Then why do people eat it?

Because they're a bunch of wankers.

What's a wanker?

A jerk. Tosser. Don't grow up to be one, yeah?

Okay, I won't.

Good kid.

Why not eat both?

I guess you could, I don't know.

I mean both sound good! I'm sure there'd be no harm.

...Or would that be too much?

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